Get to da choppa !

Mr^B said:
DILLON! YOU SON OF A BITCH.

I never did work out how Apollo Creed ended up pushing pencils for the CIA.
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Expensive divorce, illegitamate children to feed, hangers on all wanting their cut. Thats why he faked his own death in the Drago fight then got a new Identity working for the CIA
 
Cooke: Do you know what I like best?

Salesman: What's that?....

Cooke: The price..

Continues to smash through the dealership window.

While I'm on with that, anyone remember that scene from Commando where he enters that warehouse to find out about what Island they flew Jenny too. It is secured with a padlock fence and he just breaks the chain with his bare hands! Awesome stuff.

BigBl00 said:
"How do I get out of this chicken**** outfit ?"
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"You secure that s*** Hudson!"
 
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I've been saying that Arnie quote ("get to the chopper" </major accent>) for years. It's only in recent years that other people have actually started saying it :(

Loads of kids that say it on Xbox games but clearly don't even know what it means or what it's from.

Maybe in a few more years other classics like... "Let off some steam, Bennett" will be popular too :D
 
A while ago I reviewed a movie evening I had - I thought I'd resurrect it for your viewing pleasure...

I was casually flicking through my DVD collection, and decided to watch a number of films back to back. As you can tell from the list I am clearly a connoisseur of the drama-documentary genre. The running sequence was:

Rocky IV
Predator
Terminator
Aliens


Now, in Rocky IV Apollo Creed dies. Some big russian dude twots the fork out of him and he's there with Rambo cradling his head in a totally masculine and non bi-curious way.

Pretty cool movie I thought, nice realistic fight at the end. I then fire up Predator. This guy "Dutch" turns up in a helicopter and lands and then who should he meet? Apollo Creed! Man, that was such a twist...it doesn't go into the background of them cloning him or anything, that's left pretty much unsaid...but you can see it's clearly the same guy.

However, he's pretty useless as he dies AGAIN although to be fair it was an alien and not a Russian this time. Still he must feel pretty gutted.

So onto the next movie, "Terminator", and whatthe?? "Dutch" turns out to be a cyborg/robot thingy. No wonder that alien couldn't kill him...but he ends up being killed by some woman, which is pretty weak if you ask me, and not something I like to see at the end of a film. Apollo Creed wasn't in this film, which was strange, as he'd been in both I'd watched so far, so statistically speaking he was likely to be in this one too...

So onto the final film - apparently this is a sequel, Alien or Aliens - well Aliens must be better, more aliens = better film, it's simple factual mathematics.

Anyway, Reece turns out to be like Apollo Creed, some sort of cloning thing going on yet again...

Anyway, he dies in this one too, he's my new Apollo Creed I think, the token clone-able guy they can kill off.

Anyway, one of the punks is obviously a clone too, as he turned up in Aliens as "Hudson".

I was looking for pics of Hudson, but found a picture of Kate Hudson and lost interest in anything else for 5 minutes.

Anyway, this film ends up the same as Terminator, with some daft bint beating an unstoppable alien killing machine using a JCB. Far fetched much?

That's the last time I sit down to watch these so-called "factual" drama-documentaries.
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Bunch of slack jawed faggots around here...especially the OP.

I'mma have me some fun, I'mma have me some fun!
 
alexhull24 said:
There are a plethora of awesome arnie quotes. My favourite is:

"I'm the party pooper."
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So tempted to post the clip but some numnuts says the naughty S word.

"Mind if I sit here?"

"No more Mr Kimble I need to goto the bathroom! Well there is NO bathroom!"

I have found a brillo Arnie compilation on youtube, lots 'o' swearies though. Have a nose, its 4mins 11 in length.
 
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Oh the hours of fun I had on the Arnie soundboard. Think my mates started getting a bit ****ed off when Arnie would drop them a line at 4AM.

"I'm a cop you idiot!"
 
Arnie films have some of the best quotable lines ever.

"Remember Sully when i said i'd kill you last?"
"Thats right major! You did!"
"......I LIED........"
 
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