Get your free PEN now!

Zefan · 7 Aug 2007 at 22:46

Justintime said:
4 Hours and counting! Wonder of wonders lol.

This won't be locked quite yet.

I am going to change the title though as I keep reading it as

"Get your free porn now!"

Deluxe1 · 7 Aug 2007 at 22:46

8igdave said:
What do you mean?

Before this thread gets closed.

ins0mn1ac · 7 Aug 2007 at 22:58

I want one

MumboJumbo · 8 Aug 2007 at 00:43

Deluxe1 said:
Before this thread gets closed.

Whats the reason to close it? I am spreading the news which is posted on their site. Its going to get locked because people are so thrilled about a pen?

Pulse · 8 Aug 2007 at 00:53

8igdave said:
LOL

I couldn't resist posting it.

I couldn't resist posting for no reason

Tom|Nbk · 8 Aug 2007 at 01:01

8igdave said:
Its going to get locked because people are so thrilled about a pen?

Quite the opposite really. Thing is OcUK will get slated for this sometime soon in this thread hence the lockage.

mame · 8 Aug 2007 at 01:02

does it vibrate?

MumboJumbo · 8 Aug 2007 at 01:06

mame said:
does it vibrate?

O my!

im sure the threads fine

ocuk probly just trying to get rid of the pens. They know its not really much of a reason to spend 500 quid and i doubt they expect it.

Tom|Nbk · 8 Aug 2007 at 01:06

mame said:
does it vibrate?

Naughty

MumboJumbo · 8 Aug 2007 at 01:07

i do have a vibrating one. But its ment for your head... it kinda hurts achualy as its got sharp plastic spikes on it lol.

-Nick- · 8 Aug 2007 at 01:08

mame said:
does it vibrate?

you flithy herr

Tom|Nbk · 8 Aug 2007 at 01:11

8igdave said:
O my!

im sure the threads fine ocuk probly just trying to get rid of the pens. They know its not really much of a reason to spend 500 quid and i doubt they expect it.

If they wanted rid of the pens they should have it as a minimum spend of £50 or lower. £500 is absurd and quite frankly laughable.

. Gave me a giggle at least!

-Nick- · 8 Aug 2007 at 01:25

Tom|Nbk said:
If they wanted rid of the pens they should have it as a minimum spend of £50 or lower. £500 is absurd and quite frankly laughable. . Gave me a giggle at least!

though honestly think how many sales on ocuk are over 50quid, most items on the site are over that.
and it's good advertising tbh

MumboJumbo · 8 Aug 2007 at 01:37

advertizing? for what?

Id like stickers... or bandages.. i read a corsair guide to building a pc and it says badges are the most important thing you should have in your pc build! I need some!!

Or perhaps some go faster stickers for my cpu?

Nelly · 8 Aug 2007 at 01:55

OH MY GOD!!!! :eek:

YES YES YES!!!! I bet everyones spending over £500 like mad now just to get a free pen! :eek:

Zefan · 8 Aug 2007 at 01:57

8igdave said:
advertizing? for what?

They're OcUK pens

Nelly · 8 Aug 2007 at 02:03

If they really want to do cheap advertising, they should really be giving these away with all orders over £50, most companys i.e. sales reps give these out free to their customers, same with drinking mats, cups, rulers, rubbers! (no I dont mean the ones you use in bed, imagine what the lass would think seeing OcUK streaming across it! lmao :eek:

), how about an OcUK calender with naked pinups? :eek:

Zefan · 8 Aug 2007 at 02:05

Nelly said:
(no I dont mean the ones you use in bed, imagine what the lass would think seeing OcUK streaming across it! lmao )

Mine would go weak at the knees at the thought of my permashagging power.

Nelly · 8 Aug 2007 at 02:07

Zefan said:
Mine would go weak at the knees at the thought of my permashagging power.

OcUK endorsed Rampant Rabbits? lmao :eek:

OcUK the new Ann Summers! lol :eek:

DavidB · 8 Aug 2007 at 02:10

If only id ordered a few days later

Well...looks like ill have to send it all back and re-order to get my hands on that bute of a pen.