Getting Big Christmas energy

[FnG]magnolia

[FnG]magnolia

[FnG]magnolia

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Hi team!

If I am breathless it is on account of BIG CHRISTMAS ENERGY and not because - what even is 'a panting fiend'? Today I recount* why.

Cliff notes: !Christmas!

Crystalmas was invented by the Romans because they kept forgetting which day of the year it was and they were rock hard for an annual works drink night so came up with Coca Cola to run their ad campaign for the fat boy on a sledge. Oh my god so hot except it wsan't hot because it was winter (but only in some places because geography and timezones). I think they then gave him gifts to distribute (was Father Christmas in cahoots with them or was this an intolerable imbalance of power? Click here to find out more)

How rad is that? BIG Christmas energy right there.

* 'I recount' is also a legit great band name but probably a better lyric. What do you think? Let me know in the comments and don't forget to like and subscribe!
 
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zero energy/motivation to be taken from the John Lewis add, is that the best their CEO could do.
maybe we should take it as empathetic for the monetary pinch impacting most families.




 
jpaul said:
zero energy/motivation to be taken from the John Lewis add, is that the best their CEO could do.
maybe we should take it as empathetic for the monetary pinch impacting most families.




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I like it. Something better than the usual typical stuff and the message is on point.

It's a shame they couldn't but help throw in some tick in the box diversity and have some weird lesbo couple tho
 
dlockers said:
It was a joke. She is the boys grandmother. Thanks for jumping to be offended before you watched the video though.
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I had watched the video actually, but I wasn't offended. If that was indeed a joke, then I'd prefer my jokes to be less dry in the future. :p
 
darael said:
I had watched the video actually, but I wasn't offended. If that was indeed a joke, then I'd prefer my jokes to be less dry in the future. :p
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So you seriously thought I thought the grandmother and mother were lesbians, and all you had to whinge about was it was weird they were lesbian? Are you some kind of incest supporter? :rolleyes: :confused: :cry::eek::p:mad:
 
dlockers said:
So you seriously thought I thought the grandmother and mother were lesbians, and all you had to whinge about was it was weird they were lesbian? Are you some kind of incest supporter? :rolleyes: :confused: :cry::eek::p:mad:
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Honestly, I hadn't paid any attention to the couple until I'd read your post. My innocent mind was quite happy assuming that they were just were a happy family - ie: mother, daughters and son. Whether they are a couple, same-sex or not, doesn't interest me.
 
darael said:
Honestly, I hadn't paid any attention to the couple until I'd read your post. My innocent mind was quite happy assuming that they were just were a happy family - ie: mother, daughters and son. Whether they are a couple, same-sex or not, doesn't interest me.
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Where da dad man
 
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