GHD straighteners
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Priest said:
What happens if she reads this thread?
He's doomed
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I just asked my gf what she thought you should do.
After passing out with a mixture of shock and anger she recommended the 10.46 to John O'Groats.
After passing out with a mixture of shock and anger she recommended the 10.46 to John O'Groats.
Ok, I've devised a master plan which should get you in the clear.
As soon as she gets home from work/college...etc, tell her to sit down and relax, and that you will cook dinner tonight. Ensure she comsumes vast amounts of alcohol over the following hours. Spike her drink if necessary.
Once it starts to get late: "Come on you, let's get you to bed. Look at you, you're a state, you've drank FAR too much again. Oh the things I do for you..."
Place the straigheners on the floor. Assemble them so that they look unbroken. As you're walking her to the bedroom whilst stabilising her, try and guide her into the path of the straighteners so she treads on them:
"Oh look what you've gone and done now, you've broken your GHD hair straighteners. You silly n00b."
If she manages to avoid the straighteners step on them yourself, imply it was her and repeat the above line.
As soon as she gets home from work/college...etc, tell her to sit down and relax, and that you will cook dinner tonight. Ensure she comsumes vast amounts of alcohol over the following hours. Spike her drink if necessary.
Once it starts to get late: "Come on you, let's get you to bed. Look at you, you're a state, you've drank FAR too much again. Oh the things I do for you..."
Place the straigheners on the floor. Assemble them so that they look unbroken. As you're walking her to the bedroom whilst stabilising her, try and guide her into the path of the straighteners so she treads on them:
"Oh look what you've gone and done now, you've broken your GHD hair straighteners. You silly n00b."
If she manages to avoid the straighteners step on them yourself, imply it was her and repeat the above line.
Just trying to get the nerves to do it now, there's a lot of hair to shave!Pickers said:I've always found semi-pro waster to be a godsend at straightening out general hardware problems...
Whats all this hair stuff you guys are discussing??
It's not about hair, it's about finding a way to stop ones girlfriend removing ones testicles.
