I did warn you. You can't stop a good old OCUK band wagon, especially after it has received official OCUK Commissiario validation.
Girl turned slightly bunny boiler...
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I did warn you. You can't stop a good old OCUK band wagon, especially after it has received official OCUK Commissiario validation.
If you don't this place then there's the door, get out
Lol. I vote name change for utter loss of sense of humor. If you really want to make a complaint then pick up the phone to ocuk. It's not exactly hard to find the number or write a letter/email rather than threaten over the internet to talk to someone's boss. Personally I've no problem with what he said and I seriously doubt that many on here do either.
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This is a thread that just keeps on giving - thanks Tommytank!
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At this point you've already failed at the internet if you're going to get upset at stuff posted on web forums. Now we're not even talking about Vidar and his disasterous one-night stand, you've become the topic.
Haha agreed. Ace thread!
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I'm here if you need a shoulder to cry on or someone to dig the sand out of your mangina....
That's what the OP thought.
Let's face it, if she looked like Adriana Lima the OP would have banged her a few more times at least.
I'm sorry to disappoint Lysander but no I wouldn't have banged her a few more times...
Apart from all of the above reasons, I mistakenly thought it might be wise to take a nose dive down the stench trench... having had many a pleasant experience in the past with different ladies, what I found was something that appeared to look like the contents of a Barbers floor haphazardly arranged down there. However being the brave soul that I am I decided to give it a try anyway...(sorry I just vomited in my mouth a little) It wasn't pleasant and it's enough to put me off that activity for life!
Oh and Youdsy the fogbeast I shallow ploughed wasn't quite as big, yeah and I'm 6ft 8.... the poor guy in the photo looks worried haha
Apart from all of the above reasons, I mistakenly thought it might be wise to take a nose dive down the stench trench... having had many a pleasant experience in the past with different ladies, what I found was something that appeared to look like the contents of a Barbers floor haphazardly arranged down there. However being the brave soul that I am I decided to give it a try anyway...(sorry I just vomited in my mouth a little) It wasn't pleasant and it's enough to put me off that activity for life!
Oh and Youdsy the fogbeast I shallow ploughed wasn't quite as big, yeah and I'm 6ft 8.... the poor guy in the photo looks worried haha
I just chundered everywhar
Did it have its own tribe?
It's always a risk. Once you begin to go down, you can't go back up till the job is done...unfortunately.
Mental images of OP being speared in the face by angry pubic pygmies.
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