Girlfriends Mums

SiHH · 18 Apr 2008 at 12:31

kai said:
Here's my effort....see my problem

*photo dont do justice TRUST*

Ask nicely and you might get both at the same time

(or two slaps at the same time)

checjb · 18 Apr 2008 at 12:40

Don't bother asking or anything like that. Just open this page (try to get a bit with the photo on) and leave it open whilst you wander off. Make sure that they both have a chance to see it. Then you will get one of serveral reaction: Most likely are anger, embarrassment and shock but you may get lucky. Like "hitting a golf ball at the moon" lucky

Dark_Injection · 18 Apr 2008 at 12:54

Mates mum yes. Girlfriends no, but yes i spos. My gf's isnt hot so cant really comment.

BUT, one of my best mates mum is smoking hot, and i will one day get it on with her, it is only time!

Phate · 18 Apr 2008 at 13:12

None of my friend's Mum's are particuarly attractive, 1 has aged well, but she's 50. A lovley person but I just wouldn't!!!

Some for my girlfriends mums, nothing special...

However, my Dad's best friends wife...now we're talking

GreenMint · 18 Apr 2008 at 13:37

Phate said:
However, my Dad's best friends wife...now we're talking

Thats probably one of the most dangerous scenarios

LordSplodge · 18 Apr 2008 at 13:37

Dj_Jestar said:
Are you kidding? Some middle aged women are incredibly hot. They can ooze sex appeal and levelheadedness, whilst hot young girls just scream "I'M HIGH MAINTENANCE!!!1"

I know, I was just teasing. My wife (and my previous Girfriend before her) is older than me.

No way could I date an younger woman (well Knip maybe, but nobody else) for the reasons already stated in the thread...

LordSplodge · 18 Apr 2008 at 13:38

Oh and remember girls turn into their mums as they get older so have a good look at their mums...

DampCat · 18 Apr 2008 at 13:39

Middle aged women are awesome. Fully something i want to do

I want my girlfriends mum to die in a fire.

Dugganator · 18 Apr 2008 at 13:39

LordSplodge said:
Oh and remember girls turn into their mums as they get older so have a good look at their mums...

WOHOO WOHOO WOHOO

LordSplodge · 18 Apr 2008 at 13:41

Duggan said:
WOHOO WOHOO WOHOO

For you maybe, I get the short straw with my mother-in-law. Nice woman but you wouldn't want to sleep with her... :eek:

LiE · 18 Apr 2008 at 13:45

This thread has now lost it's appeal...

.Lethal · 18 Apr 2008 at 13:46

msm722 said:
This thread has now lost it's appeal...

I was hoping for some good stories to pass the time this afternoon but, I guess there are none here...

Dugganator · 18 Apr 2008 at 13:46

LordSplodge said:
For you maybe, I get the short straw with my mother-in-law. Nice woman but you wouldn't want to sleep with her...

Damn you

Dugganator · 18 Apr 2008 at 13:47

Yes there must be some good stories as I hoped

Stellios · 18 Apr 2008 at 13:56

Anyone remember the legend thread when GTA posted about his GFs mother jumping on him? I dont think ive laughed so hard on an internet forum.

neil3k · 18 Apr 2008 at 13:58

LordSplodge said:
Oh and remember girls turn into their mums as they get older so have a good look at their mums...

I'm doomed.

LiE · 18 Apr 2008 at 13:59

Stellios said:
Anyone remember the legend thread when GTA posted about his GFs mother jumping on him? I dont think ive laughed so hard on an internet forum.

What about a non-internet forum?

Phate · 18 Apr 2008 at 14:01

Stellios said:
Anyone remember the legend thread when GTA posted about his GFs mother jumping on him? I dont think ive laughed so hard on an internet forum.

Yep. His friends mum was a furry lol. He was then forced to run home naked where he got nicked by the police and they damaged his car as well I think.

Phate · 18 Apr 2008 at 14:01

TimBrad said:
Thats probably one of the most dangerous scenarios

lol you could say that

My god she's fantasitc thinking about it lol

Sinque · 18 Apr 2008 at 14:03

Just make sure she doesn't dress up as a cat and tie you to the bed