Go for a Tesco's Valentine's day..!

Virdi · 13 Feb 2007 at 18:58

Valentine's Day.

We have three way's to a woman's heart:
Champagne, Flowers and Chocolates.

And one way to a man's:
LOW PRICES.!

Biohazard · 13 Feb 2007 at 19:01

Take a pill ffs

Virdi · 13 Feb 2007 at 19:02

I thot that was quite funny - lol

Biohazard · 13 Feb 2007 at 19:04

Well you thought wrong fool.

SideWinder · 13 Feb 2007 at 19:26

I work at Tesco and i didn't like it. Not funny at all.

Kell_ee001 · 13 Feb 2007 at 19:28

Virdi said:
And one way to a man's:
LOW PRICES.!

No, it's through his sternum

HAz · 13 Feb 2007 at 19:41

jezsoup · 13 Feb 2007 at 19:43

Kell_ee001 said:
No, it's through his sternum

Now thats funny!!

Richdog · 13 Feb 2007 at 19:44

I chuckled.

doodah · 13 Feb 2007 at 19:53

Were gonna do some Tesco Value cards for some of our friends. Anyone got any funny "roses are red" poems please?

Kell_ee001 · 13 Feb 2007 at 19:55

dbappa said:
Anyone got any funny "roses are red" poems please?

No such thing

Sure the guys have plenty that aren't that funny though

Pho · 13 Feb 2007 at 19:57

I thought it was going to be this:

Minto · 13 Feb 2007 at 20:08

dbappa said:
Were gonna do some Tesco Value cards for some of our friends. Anyone got any funny "roses are red" poems please?

roses are red,
violets are blue,
if you were a pokémon...
...i would choose you!

Samtheman1k · 13 Feb 2007 at 20:16

Pho said:
I thought it was going to be this:

Hehe...that's what I got my GF. Either gonna go down a storm or I'm gonna crash and burn!

gareth.e · 13 Feb 2007 at 20:17

anybody else walk into look at the roses, and spotted that 99% of them were already wilting, with the petals already dried out?

they all said guaranteed for 5 days too :rolleyes:

Nitefly · 13 Feb 2007 at 20:21

dbappa said:
Were gonna do some Tesco Value cards for some of our friends. Anyone got any funny "roses are red" poems please?

One that I read in someones card that made me 'lol?!' was:

Roses are red, violets are blue.
I like spaghetti, so lets go ****

lol

Ripper · 13 Feb 2007 at 20:26

can you actually buy them value cards?

Would be worth a purchase for a bit of a joke, then present the real card 10mins later.

Virdi · 13 Feb 2007 at 21:01

Biohazard said:
Well you thought wrong fool.

Biohazard · 13 Feb 2007 at 21:03

Pho · 13 Feb 2007 at 21:05

Ripper^ said:
can you actually buy them value cards?

Would be worth a purchase for a bit of a joke, then present the real card 10mins later.

http://www.code-d.com/tesco-cards/index.php

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