God and SQL

[Jonny69]

I have decided god got his sql statement wrong when he created me. Would someone on the helpdesk please run this sql statement:

UPDATE HUMANRACE SET EYESIGHT='50:50', BANKACCT='LOADED', CAR='SPORTSCAR', HAIR='FULL' WHERE NAME='JONNY69'

Oh and please reset my password, I don't seem to have access to my brain.

That is all thankyou

 

[Jonny69]

Thank you isn't one word.

Add poor grammar to your string.

Got an Error 91 Subscript Out Of Range message when I did that.

 

[Jonny69]

I thought perfect vision was 20:20. So what does that make you? A terminator

SiriusB

Good point

AAAAAGH I'M BLIND I CAN'T SEE

 

[Jonny69]

The OP was lame.

Hey thanks man

This has turned into the geekiest thread I have EVER seen on here

 

[Jonny69]

Yeah and it's just a warning this time ok, next time it means business.