God and SQL

Jonny69 · 19 Feb 2007 at 16:08

I have decided god got his sql statement wrong when he created me. Would someone on the helpdesk please run this sql statement:

UPDATE HUMANRACE SET EYESIGHT='50:50', BANKACCT='LOADED', CAR='SPORTSCAR', HAIR='FULL' WHERE NAME='JONNY69'

Oh and please reset my password, I don't seem to have access to my brain.

That is all thankyou

iCraig · 19 Feb 2007 at 16:09

Thank you isn't one word.

Add poor grammar to your string.

ruffneck · 19 Feb 2007 at 16:09

sorry all I got was

sql-database-error

JollyGreen · 19 Feb 2007 at 16:10

DELETE FROM HumanRace WHERE HumanType = 'Chav'

103,452,382 rows affected

Kreeeee · 19 Feb 2007 at 16:14

Kreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I only know C, C++, Java and Haskell

Kell_ee001 · 19 Feb 2007 at 16:15

You're crazy!

sniffy · 19 Feb 2007 at 16:16

I laughed

jesta · 19 Feb 2007 at 16:20

JollyGreen said:
DELETE FROM HumanRace WHERE HumanType = 'Chav'

103,452,382 rows affected

Fireskull · 19 Feb 2007 at 16:25

Lmao quality! reminds me of College days making up silly code

Mat · 19 Feb 2007 at 16:27

Kreeeee said:
I only know C, C++, Java and Haskell

Thats more than me:

<html>
10 print "Hello world"
20 goto 10
</html>

SiriusB · 19 Feb 2007 at 16:27

I thought perfect vision was 20:20. So what does that make you? A terminator :eek:

SiriusB

Jonny69 · 19 Feb 2007 at 16:28

iCraig said:
Thank you isn't one word.

Add poor grammar to your string.

Got an Error 91 Subscript Out Of Range message when I did that.

Jonny69 · 19 Feb 2007 at 16:29

SiriusB said:
I thought perfect vision was 20:20. So what does that make you? A terminator

SiriusB

Good point

AAAAAGH I'M BLIND I CAN'T SEE

SiriusB · 19 Feb 2007 at 16:33

Mat said:
Thats more than me:

<html>
10 print "Hello world"
20 goto 10
</html>

Run that in a browser and you would get:

10 print "Hello world" 20 goto 10

try again

Sherbs · 19 Feb 2007 at 16:34

Mat said:
Thats more than me:

<html>
10 print "Hello world"
20 goto 10
</html>

The output to that would be;

10 print "Hello world" 20 goto 10

Not.

Hello world
Hello world
Hello world
Hello world
Hello world
Hello world
Hello world
Hello world
Hello world
Hello world
etc..

Beaten...

yhack · 19 Feb 2007 at 16:38

sniffy said:
I laughed

Mat · 19 Feb 2007 at 16:43

SherberT* said:
The output to that would be;

10 print "Hello world" 20 goto 10

Not.

Hello world
Hello world
Hello world
Hello world
Hello world
Hello world
Hello world
Hello world
Hello world
Hello world
etc..

Beaten...

I know... I was just exaggerating the point and mixed two languages together to further describe my lack of programming knowledge (except regular html).

It wouldnt even be
Hello world
Hello world
Hello world...

would it? it would be more like
Hello world Hello world Hello world...

Westyfield2 · 19 Feb 2007 at 16:52

sniffy said:
I laughed

So did I, I know I shouldn't, but I did :rolleyes:

Inquisitor · 19 Feb 2007 at 16:52

I'm sorry guys, but you're all clueless.

Solari · 19 Feb 2007 at 16:58

INSERT into FEMALE values("Hugepenis","screamingorgasm")

Lol as for the line numbering BASIC style..

10 deg
20 origin 0,100
20 for x=1 to 360
30 plot x,sin(x)*100
40 next
50 for n=1 to 20
60 locate int(rnd(0)76)+1,int(rnd(0)24)+1
70 ink int(rnd(0)4)+1 : print "arse"
80 next

Mat said:
It wouldnt even be
Hello world
Hello world
Hello world...

would it? it would be more like
Hello world Hello world Hello world...

Old BASIC used to automatically do a carriage return for print statements. I think you're getting confused with printf

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