Going for the big one

[PsiFox]

We made our offer to the then owner of our property directly.

Then we both told the agent we had agreed a sale/purchase

 

[Indy500]

Saw this and thought of you

The law on squatting
Squatting itself is not a criminal offence. However, it is illegal to get into a property by breaking in or damaging windows and doors. You could be arrested even if the damage is minimal. If you find a property that you can get into easily, you reduce the risk of running into legal problems.

Theres your answer !! Squatting

lol.