Going out routines?

dangerstat said:
Does your husband know your posting on here?
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i wasnt serious with my original reply! i was just trying to think of metro sexual things people might do before going out knowing someone would make a comment about it , it just happened to be the manly killa_ken :D
 
Kemik said:
Step 1: Get undressed
Step 2: Walk out of front door.

That usually works tbh.
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I would imagine that on a Friday night, by the time you reach the club/bar/pub, you have a queue of people following you around, like the pied piper ;)

You may also get arrested.
 
play our halo3 drinking game, then when we're already hammered, shower and shave (and usually end up cutting myself cos im drunk), put mini squares of toilet paper on, dress, do teeth and hair, spray the fragrance on, check i have phone/keys/wallet with the old pocket slaps and away we go.
 
Don't really 'go out' in that sense much anymore, but I always used to like a quick blast of "Regret" by New Order.

Seriously, give it a whirl. Youtube if you somehow don't have it in your record collection.
 
Haha, I thought I'd thought of the three s's all by myself in first year of uni :(

It can be the 4 s's if you happen to be going to town with your other half.
 
sunama said:
Bashing the Bishop, choking the chicken...these are rituals before going out?

I still demand an explanation for this behaviour.
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I have the ***official*** explanation.

Emptying one's 'load' before going out;

On the off chance one gets lucky and ends up in bed with a sexy dame, it is thought that by doing the above, one will last longer and not be embarrassed due to premature 'explosion'.
 
Naf said:
Well it usually starts with driving 45 mins to get to where it's at (it sucks at times like these living in the middle of nowhere!)

Then if it's a Friday night - Radio1: Pete Tong then Annie Mac's mashup for some good music as the clubs in boro rarely play much decent stuff ;)

Any other night, play a bit of TF2 as we take turns necking drinks when we get killed x amount of times (funner than it sounds) then hit the same clubs with the same crap music...
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where do you go ?

all last year the empire had the sort of artists annie mac and tong play on every week. no one turned up though because the people of boro are idiots

so now they get nothingggg
 
I usually stand on a fixed point and rotate forty times at a moderate pace. Then, I prepare a mixture of milk and honey which I offer up to the sun or moon, depending on the time, in hope they will grant me good tidings for the night ahead. I plan in advance to have a bucket filled with my own urine which I ceremonially empty from an upstairs window onto a collection of pot plants. Then, I can head out the door, but on the way out I will need to slide on a sledge down the stairs headfirst. If I survive this unscathed then it is a good omen for the night, if not then I must take a bath of sea salt and vegetable oil.

Due to these singificant complexities, I rarely go out.
 
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