Going to sound weird, but I hate my fingers...

Bengaboy · 6 Sep 2009 at 12:38

I hate my fingers because they are sooooo skinny and bone like!!

Has anyone ever heard of something to make your fingers fatter? For example having fat pumped into them or something like that?

Getting a bit older now, and would love to get them sorted out.

Kennysevenfold · 6 Sep 2009 at 12:41

Are you for real.?

Mirage · 6 Sep 2009 at 12:41

I got fat carrot fingers, want to swap?

buckeejit · 6 Sep 2009 at 12:42

don't know of anything to make your fingers fatter. I have fingers that look fat because my my wide knuckles. apparently cracking you fingers make your knuckles wider so suppose I have nobody to blame but myself.

Bengaboy · 6 Sep 2009 at 12:45

Moses99p said:
TTIUWP

Hahaha, nooooo...

Kennysevenfold said:
Are you for real.?

Yea, people always notice them, and it has made me well conscious about them like all the time lol

Vita · 6 Sep 2009 at 12:46

My hands and fingers would pass as a female models hands.

Bengaboy · 6 Sep 2009 at 12:52

Vita said:
My hands and fingers would pass as a female models hands.

Yea pretty much what ive got - im in the military , we talk about beer, lions, rugby, and women , and I get told to go back to the mess when they see my hands...

Vita · 6 Sep 2009 at 12:56

My mum always says to me it due to me not doing any hard work in life. Ie, labourer work.

Kennysevenfold · 6 Sep 2009 at 12:57

Finger Push-Up's?

soundb0y · 6 Sep 2009 at 12:59

I have massive thumbs, want some thumb fat?

Richdog · 6 Sep 2009 at 13:04

Bengaboy said:
Has anyone ever heard of something to make your fingers fatter? For example having fat pumped into them or something like that?

I thought I had seen (read) it all on OCUK. I was mistaken.

peetee · 6 Sep 2009 at 13:06

Bengaboy said:
Yea pretty much what ive got - im in the military , we talk about beer, lions, rugby, and women , and I get told to go back to the mess when they see my hands...

haha, replace beer with cider and lions+rugby with footy and you'v got me.

Iv got girls size hands but my fingertips are ragged and stumpy.

"andy" · 6 Sep 2009 at 13:11

go punch walls for about 48hour straight

its not scientific but im sure damaging your hands makes them bigger. for example look at anyone who works in a scrapyard or a rough industry. they always have hands the size of shovels and made from asbestos!

whitecrook · 6 Sep 2009 at 13:13

Lke naything else, you need to excercise them Get one of those spring things you squash on you hand. do a hundred in each hand every day.

gillywibble · 6 Sep 2009 at 13:16

Fap more.

Raikiri · 6 Sep 2009 at 13:19

whitecrook said:
Lke naything else, you need to excercise them Get one of those spring things you squash on you hand. do a hundred in each hand every day.

You have no muscles in your fingers... that'll only make his forearms stronger.

EdGey · 6 Sep 2009 at 13:21

game more

EdGey · 6 Sep 2009 at 13:22

Raikiri said:
You have no muscles in your fingers... that'll only make his forearms stronger.

huh? you do have muscles in your fingers. Otherwise you wouldnt me able to move the? :confused:

Fegruson · 6 Sep 2009 at 13:23

Bengaboy said:
Yea, people always notice them, and it has made me well conscious about them like all the time lol

Use 3 instead of 2?

Raikiri · 6 Sep 2009 at 13:24

EdGey said:
huh? you do have muscles in your fingers. Otherwise you wouldnt me able to move the?

Human anatomy fail.

Muscles in your forearms/palms contract tendons in your fingers to move them.