Going to sound weird, but I hate my fingers...

RIZZEE · 6 Sep 2009 at 13:24

only reaon why i hate my fingers is because they are never long enough for when im leaning a song on guitar, especially the pinky

titchard · 6 Sep 2009 at 13:26

Why am I thinking of the Friends episode with the bizarre date Rachel has?

"I HAVE SUCH FAT HANDS!!!!!"

Rich

bakes0310 · 6 Sep 2009 at 13:27

Im willing to take some skin off my penis to give you bigger fingers, warning though they may itch.

malfunkshun · 6 Sep 2009 at 13:34

bakes0310 said:
Im willing to take some skin off my penis to give you bigger fingers, warning though they may itch.

Oh the possibilities! its a good job that this is a family forum.

diverse180 · 6 Sep 2009 at 13:34

Instant man fingers

Memphis · 6 Sep 2009 at 13:35

You're going to fit in well with the Navy.

Paramount · 6 Sep 2009 at 13:44

Richdog said:
I thought I had seen (read) it all on OCUK. I was mistaken.

Have you ever read about a man who could eat his own head?

Namak · 6 Sep 2009 at 13:47

Raikiri said:
Human anatomy fail.

Muscles in your forearms/palms contract tendons in your fingers to move them.

Just because you saw that episode of QI...show off!

Zefan · 6 Sep 2009 at 13:56

The lack of anatomical knowledge astounds me, not because it's common knowledge, but due to the fact that most of us are geeks.

As this is a tech forum I can safely assume nearly all of us have seen Star Wars and therefore have seen the awesome robotic hand test scene.

Duh.

durruti · 6 Sep 2009 at 13:56

Do some hard labour, my dads were the same until he worked in a lacing factory for years, his hands are giant now.