Got a fully organic 28lb turkey.......

Gavin · 23 Dec 2011 at 19:29

Any advice on cooking???/

Putting it simply i want to get it right..

Also any recipes for left overs?

thanks

Im guessing 6 hours at about 160-180 in electric fan oven?

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Efour · 23 Dec 2011 at 19:31

3 mins in microwave.

Redz · 23 Dec 2011 at 19:32

eat it raw

or post in la cuisine for sensible suggestions.

^TANK^ · 23 Dec 2011 at 19:32

Cook it over a lighter for an hour.

RomanNose · 23 Dec 2011 at 19:32

On the bbq for five minutes.

arknor · 23 Dec 2011 at 19:34

stick it ontop off your modem for a week

Hyburnate · 23 Dec 2011 at 19:35

Stuff with twiglets, then stick it in the oven for 11 and a half hours

^TANK^ · 23 Dec 2011 at 19:35

Not liking the look of that turkeys shaven porn star gash to be honest Gavin.

Skillmister · 23 Dec 2011 at 19:35

Fill with pickled onions and use as a Piñata

Cosimo · 23 Dec 2011 at 19:36

Chop it up and serve as sushi.

horrorwood · 23 Dec 2011 at 19:37

Cover it in vodka and set it on fire.

Morgoth · 23 Dec 2011 at 19:38

Fully organic.

Glaucus · 23 Dec 2011 at 19:38

One clean oil drum.
30odd litres of oil
A few gas stoves.

Deep fry for about 3mins a pound

Fenris · 23 Dec 2011 at 19:38

Throw it away and buy something that doesn't taste like old tires.

Turkey is bloody disgusting.

Raikiri · 23 Dec 2011 at 19:39

Chocolate orange up the backside and throw it on a bonfire.

Gavin · 23 Dec 2011 at 19:40

seriously any one with helpful comments?

burtie · 23 Dec 2011 at 19:41

Backscuttle it around the kitchen.

Rich1988 · 23 Dec 2011 at 19:41

wrap it in foil, stick it under the bonnet and go for a drive!

Disco Boy · 23 Dec 2011 at 19:42

Put it in a fully organic oven for a time calculated using one of the many freely available fully organic calculators?

Raikiri · 23 Dec 2011 at 19:42

Stuff it into an Osprey and then that into an Ostritch. It's like Turducken but bigger.