Got hit by a Skoda today

MarkDavis · 1 Jul 2007 at 23:40

Turned right out of my road this morning and didn't see a car coming the other way, Skoda Fabia ploughed into the side of me

As soon as I turned out of the junction, I knew it was a recipe for disaster. Still, it could be a trifle worse. The Police turned up shortly afterwards and took me into custardy. It really takes the bloody biscuit because the Skoda guy was simply driving too quickly. I reckon I'm going to be in a right jam now in terms of my insurance.

The scene of the accident was absolute carnage.

Jam, sponge cake, jelly and icing all over the road.

deko · 1 Jul 2007 at 23:44

lmfao, actually made me laugh out loud

manoz · 1 Jul 2007 at 23:44

lol,I hope you saved me some.

Serj · 1 Jul 2007 at 23:45

Haha. Good advert that. Best bits are the cambelt and the "oil"

MarkDavis · 1 Jul 2007 at 23:50

Dunks · 1 Jul 2007 at 23:52

Hah, not bad

NightShadow · 1 Jul 2007 at 23:56

haha, like it! Found a write up:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/li...ews.html?in_article_id=457080&in_page_id=1773

(Pimping the company I work for too..shame I cant stand that newspaper)

NS

mrk · 2 Jul 2007 at 00:19

Oh, I get it

Conscript · 2 Jul 2007 at 00:55

Advert was made 2 mins up the road from me. Im planning a ninja style entry into the warehouse to steal and eat that car

moss · 2 Jul 2007 at 00:59

Conscript said:
Advert was made 2 mins up the road from me. Im planning a ninja style entry into the warehouse to steal and eat that car

Cant, its been destroyed

They said it was too much of a health risk to eat

Conscript · 2 Jul 2007 at 01:01

;(

Only a 2 min drive anyway...might have been a bluff....

G-MAN2004 · 2 Jul 2007 at 22:10

Lol, nice one

zain · 2 Jul 2007 at 22:13

haha knew it was a joke when you said trifle

Nazbit · 2 Jul 2007 at 22:17

I read it through, and then thought hang on, something is wrong...but what.

Im slow

Matt82 · 2 Jul 2007 at 22:59

i see what you did there