Got into Trouble - Parents angry tbh

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Sinny said:
i dont mean to be agressive but i hate people like you, start a fight over something like this, if she was giving you the cold shoulder you should have just left her along as she obviously was not interested.
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Ha ha funniest thread ever, I can't even tell if you're serious or not :D
 
Lets look at the evidence I've underlined.
The OP is clearly taking the mick.

AttackMode said:
Are you aware i went out to a club last night to get over my gf and i saw this hot chick dancing on the dancefloor by herself, i started dancing near her then got real close and tried to grind but she turned away from me, anyway i tried to be alpha and kept getting near her and flirting and this loser guy came over and started grinding with her, he put her arms on her hips and she had her hands on his shoulders and id had enough so i grabbed him by the arm and said "hey the girls with me" she told me to let go of him and started grabbing my arm away so i told her to shut her mouth, i then told the guy that i saw her first and that im an alpha male and shes mine, he told me to **** off, so later on i saw that mother at the bar and i grabbed a beer mug and smashed it over his head, he dropped to the ground so i kicked him in the ribs and face about 7 times then picked up a stool and smashed him with it, i had to spend a night in jail but it was worth it, i didnt get the chicks number but im gonna look for her next time at the club and be more alpha next time lawl tbh
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And then the comedy punchline.

AttackMode said:
How do I reconcile with my parents and avoid further hair raising situations like this.
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Its a real shame he's banned because he's probably wetting himself at some of the replies.
 
While I agree I would be extremely ****** off because some good looking girl brushed me off for some other better looking guy, you just gotta succumb to the fact that the world is a bit vain. Smashing the guys head in was a bit over the top :P

If you're gonna do something like what you did, then at least become a serial killer and punish more of them :P
 
Riiya said:
While I agree I would be extremely ****** off because some good looking girl brushed me off for some other better looking guy, you just gotta succumb to the fact that the world is a bit vain. Smashing the guys head in was a bit over the top :P

If you're gonna do something like what you did, then at least become a serial killer and punish more of them :P
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bikerdude1982 said:
About 10 years old by sound of things :D
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Its posters like you two that are making this thread.
The OP was joking.
 
Yeh yeh yeh WOTEVA

We must have a heck of a lot of failed writters on these forums.

Liked the ' Alpha male ' bit cant wait to see the beta.

Smile from me gets you 6 out 10 considering there are plenty more quality stories like this on these forums :)
 
AttackMode said:
then picked up a stool and smashed him with it, i had to spend a night in jail but it was worth it, i didnt get the chicks number but im gonna look for her next time at the club and be more alpha next time lawl tbh
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Come on guys, that sentence alone shows he's taking the ****.

I can't believe so many fell for it.
 
I take it that this is a poor joke, otherwise you sir, are a complete tool. Im supprised that other guy didnt smash a pint pot on your head for you!

edit- yeh a poor joke
 
I find it incredible so many people fell for this, and I find it almost as incredible others say it is a poor joke. This was so skillfully executed, half the forum's userbase were shown to be at least as 'stupid' as they were calling the OP :p

I wish he didn't break other rules to this one because this thread is a true gem :D
 
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