Got my digit stuck

[bakes0310]

At work today i was chatting to a couple mates and i was playing with a pole. And before i knew it i stuck my digit in there and couldnt get it out. I pulled hard, still couldnt get it out, and i asked my two mates who were laughing like mad. They yanked at the pole and still couldnt get it out and one of them thought it would be funny to twist it, i wasnt impressed.
I then decided to lubricate it so i spat around it and hey presto it came off.
How embarrising if i had to see the first aider with 10 inches of metal on my digit.

 

[neil3k]

Have we learnt a lesson today then ?

 

[blighter]

 

[InvaderGIR]

Digit...being penis, finger, toe, other?

InvG

 

[Kreeeee]

ok?

 

[fail at the internets]

LMFAO. American pie band camp style much.

 

[Azza]

Interesting...

 

[penski]

I'm sure the medic will have seen stranger things than you dogknotted inside a Pole...

*n

 

[Dunks]

Digit you say?

 

[bakes0310]

It could happen to anyone really.

 

[blighter]

Thinking about it... how on earth did it happen?

You was in front of your mates, and at work... so unless you work at a gay strip club...

 

[Zogger]

I'm not sure why (/if) people seriously think he means anything more than a finger by the word digit

 

[InvaderGIR]

I'm not sure why (/if) people seriously think he means anything more than a finger by the word digit

Well I think he is BSing, else he'd say finger, not 'digit'...either that or he's too embarrassed to say just what it was...so my question is then valid.

InvG

 

[LoadsaMoney]

Well i read the title as dick.

 

[Bri]

Did Jarek not mind then?

 

[bakes0310]

Well i read the title as dick.

no thats what i felt like.

 

[Gman]

well i guess you learned that every hole ain't a goal