The item in question...
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Is it likely to be biologically unsafe? Dare I open it? I have a load of beer in the fridge already, waiting for Christmas, so I though perhaps I could dish some out when my mates come round for some seasonal jars? Maybe that'd be unwise and I'd end up on a manslaughter charge?
What does OcUK think?

(Low camera angle to emphasize the largeness of the keg)

WIN! ^

Lose? ^
Is it likely to be biologically unsafe? Dare I open it? I have a load of beer in the fridge already, waiting for Christmas, so I though perhaps I could dish some out when my mates come round for some seasonal jars? Maybe that'd be unwise and I'd end up on a manslaughter charge?
What does OcUK think?