Goths up trees

I've always dreamed of having hot sex with a beautiful goth in a tree. Instead I'm currently knocking one out on a wooden chair.

Sometimes the silver medal is good enough.

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Jay794 said:
Ok so there's some hot goth girls on there, but really what is the point of the website?
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For the hell of it, or because someone appreciates it for something in particular. My brother told me about craneporn once, a site dedicated to photographs of cranes. The FAQ just says:

Why cranes?

I find cranes, especially tower cranes, to have a strange sort of beauty. The sharp vertical and horizontal lines combined with the contrast between the implied strength and the skeletal, ephemeral quality they have makes them worth my time photographing them.
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sparky05084 said:
How do you get a Goth out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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lol :D

Can't help but think why attention whoring goths need any more exposure to be had by posing in trees... sure, some of them birds might look pretty in their booties and swishy skirt things, but can you imagine the tantrums and narcissism necessary to want to pose in trees like that?
Both the goth girls I've been out with spent more time in front of the mirror reapplying their makeup than anything else, except perhaps for entertaining wistful notions of imaginary immortality and all that non-comformist-conformist stuff. Neither of them were quite all there; and whilst I'll not deny that the packaging was nice.... well, has anyone seen 'The Man With Two Brains'? The bit where steve martin finds the really smoking hot girl, but then discovers she has the most annoying adenoidal voice? The disappointment was on a par with that. :(

Besides, the red-head in the basque cannot be a goth as she is smiling.
 
Those trees probably have ants.

Do they want ants? Because that's how you get ants.
 
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