Grass Cutting,,,

decent lawnmower is the only thing I can suggest mate
I went from a £20 piece of crap electric to a honda petrol one, so bloody easy to mow the grass now.
 
Magic_x_uk said:
Just buy a good petrol lawn mower, spend a good amount of money though, (Depends on the size of your lawn) be it ride on, rotary (very good for stripes and bowling green surface) etc.

Petrol is a lot better than Electric, no cables for accidents etc.
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Yup

We've almost always had petrol mowers and even a cheapy (<£100) tends to do a much better job than an electric one, the downside is the noise/smell of them (but in return you don't have any cables to get caught up on everything).
 
I've got 1/4 acre of land on the side & back of my house thats all grass. My solution is to concrete the lot. The wife won't let me.

She just spent the grand I saved up for my ride on mower on furnishings.......

I bloody hate women sometimes.....
 
Why not have some fun while "cutting" your grass

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btw that robomow thing is SICK. Trust the Americans to come up with an automated lawnmower. No wonder they are huge :rolleyes:
 
Countax, Hayter & Qualqast.

Have a look at those, best brands to choose from imo.

Use a Countax C800H myself to do the lawns, does the job quite well but then again we don't have a garden the size of a large estate car. :p
 
Call the police anonymously and tell them you saw someone burying a body in the garden. They will be round sharpish to dig it all up for you. Job done.

You may even be able to get some compensation into the bargain :D
 
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I use one of these :D



Totally the opposite of what you're after but I absolutely love it and it does a fantastic job for £0 electricity or petrol :p
 
but a petrol driven lawn mower
place a pose in middle of lawn
tie peice of rope from pole to lawn mower
set lawn mower going
eventualy lawn mower will make it to middle of lawn and u will have a cool spiral pattern on u grass if it got a roller thing

or as someone said eariler invest in a goat.

we used to have a guiniepig and put it in a square run. it used to eat the grass so we moved the run over everyday till it was done(only works in summer)
 
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