Greedy Cocker!!!!!

Tobeornottobe · 26 Dec 2006 at 15:56

Just talked to the wife (I'm abroad working until Thursday) and my three year old Cocker Spaniel got hold of a 4lb joint of cooked ham while the family were out for a walk yesterday. He ate the lot. He had to do some fairly tricky kitcheneering to get to it.
He only weighs 14kg, apparently that was him done for the day, incapable of walking.

Not quite sure what my point is, but I'd have trouble eating that amount of meat in one go, so how does a small dog manage it?

Kell_ee001 · 26 Dec 2006 at 16:05

LOL

Sounds like he had a happy Christmas at least!

Raikiri · 26 Dec 2006 at 16:07

He ate about 13% of his own body weight in ham, haha

basmic · 26 Dec 2006 at 16:10

Boot it up the <rear end> so hard, it'll be in pain squeezing that ham out of the other end, TBH.

If it were my dog, he'd be lucky to see inside the house until the New Year - if he dared set foot past me.

Zip · 26 Dec 2006 at 16:16

He is going to do the biggest poop ever!!!

Danger Phoenix · 26 Dec 2006 at 16:19

Zip said:
He is going to do the biggest poop ever!!!

Just make sure hes outside when he does it

basmic · 26 Dec 2006 at 16:19

Zip said:
He is going to do the biggest poop ever!!!

So am I, when my body has finished digesting this Christmas dinner. :cool:

*warms bog roll up on the radiator*

Kol · 26 Dec 2006 at 16:21

Ouch, what a crazy dog! Cooked ham though, mmmmmmmmmmm tasty.

Jonny L · 26 Dec 2006 at 17:57

Give him laxatives so he has an unpleasant experience gettin rid of it. Then he wont do it again. The look on his face when he was passing stuff at 50 mph would also be very funny.

Hedge · 26 Dec 2006 at 18:01

Eat the dog

Slime101 · 26 Dec 2006 at 18:02

After eating that much the chances are he spent the night with it coming out of one end or other in a rather unpleasant way!

eddie_slovik · 26 Dec 2006 at 19:40

a few years ago one of my dogs savaged the turkey while it was defrosting.not sure exactly how much it ate but it must have been a fair bit as,in true dog fashion,it threw up all over the turkey then carried on eating.i missed the mess(thank you dear) but had to try and get a fresh turkey at 5pm on christmas eve.failed but did get a 7lb capon which did the job.