Greenlizard0 Premier League Football Thread ** spoilers ** [12th - 22nd January 2024]

Robbo said:
Those second half stats. Damning.
Click to expand...
What do you expect?
Fernandes is not a possession player, Eriksen has the engine of an asthmatic duck, Johnny Evans has the pace of jizz running down the leg of a whore and Tottenham play a high energy game. It's good we are playing their third string or this would be out of sight. Spurs are a better team. Better coached, better organised and stronger mentally. We are being dominated at home again and seem powerless to do anything.
 
Calpol said:
What do you expect?
Fernandes is not a possession player, Eriksen has the engine of an asthmatic duck, Johnny Evans has the pace of jizz running down the leg of a whore and Tottenham play a high energy game. It's good we are playing their third string or this would be out of sight. Spurs are a better team. Better coached, better organised and stronger mentally. We are being dominated at home again and seem powerless to do anything.
Click to expand...
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
 
Calpol said:
What do you expect?
Fernandes is not a possession player, Eriksen has the engine of an asthmatic duck, Johnny Evans has the pace of jizz running down the leg of a whore and Tottenham play a high energy game. It's good we are playing their third string or this would be out of sight. Spurs are a better team. Better coached, better organised and stronger mentally. We are being dominated at home again and seem powerless to do anything.
Click to expand...
That’s quite the imagery.
 
Calpol said:
What do you expect?
Fernandes is not a possession player, Eriksen has the engine of an asthmatic duck, Johnny Evans has the pace of jizz running down the leg of a whore and Tottenham play a high energy game. It's good we are playing their third string or this would be out of sight. Spurs are a better team. Better coached, better organised and stronger mentally. We are being dominated at home again and seem powerless to do anything.
Click to expand...
Bit harsh on asthmatic ducks and leg jizz there mate, jeez.
 
We’re so bad at times that Spurs could tell us what they are about to do before they do it and we still wouldn’t stop them.

It’s not like Spurs are having to play well. We’re just utterly shapeless and Tottenham have so much time to pick their passes as their mates move into metres of space.
 
I’m starting to think that Spurs have a 12th and 13th man on the pitch. Has anyone done a count. The middle of the pitch there was about 7 white shirts and 2 red.
 
fez said:
I’m starting to think that Spurs have a 12th and 13th man on the pitch. Has anyone done a count. The middle of the pitch there was about 7 white shirts and 2 red.
Click to expand...
Lol. I think spurs could be a dangerous team if they had clinical strikers. Without son I just don’t think they will be able to do enough against most defences in the league.
 
Apologies, It's amazing what watching this United team can do to you.
Hard not to be EtH out after seeing the gap between two injury ravaged teams. Terrible performance
 
I really hope PSG have a brain fart when Mbappe leaves in the summer and throw money at us for Rashford. Can you imagine how the PSG fans would react going from Mbappe to Rashford :p
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom