Greenlizard0 Premier League Football Thread ** spoilers ** [30th - 31st March 2024]

[Purdy]

Well the second half can't be worse...

 

[explicit4u]

Desperately missing that Martinelli outlet, can’t get out of our half or string a few passes together. I’ll take that though.

 

[Trusty]

Seems like nobody wants to take any risk, happy to come away with a draw. Hopefully we get 30 mins in the 2nd half where a team has a go.

 

[jaybee]

Disciplined performance from Arsenal and counter attacking when the chance comes. Ake going off is a big blow for City imo. All to play for.

 

[McGray]

Urghh, praying for a better second half.

 

[sprite1275]

Listening to this on 5 live. Sounds boring as hell and made even more dismal listening to Schmeichel

 

[imtoooldforthis]

Peter Dury needs to be slipped a Valium before every game. So bored of his hyperbolic commentary style where everything is the most epic thing that has ever happened.

It’s a bunch of millionaires kicking a ball around a pitch, stop comparing it to Roman battles you awful cringy melt.

 

[nemtizz]

PL need to ban these 2 tier advertising boards. Distracting as ****.

 

[the wopster]

I know not every foul is a yellow card, but there has been at least 6 in this game that should have been a yellow

 

[Trusty]

this is a bit more like it

 

[manic111]

I've only done the maths quickly, but I think Haaland has scored 2 in 8 Vs Liverpool, Arsenal, and Spurs. Is there an argument that against the best sides City might be best off going back to a false 9?

Obviously he'll now score a hat trick

 

[The_One]

Gabriel and haaland love playing each other they both always up for a ruck and a tussle

 

[manic111]

It basically feels like a given that Rodri will score a daisy cutter from outside the box on about 86 minutes

 

[The_One]

Grealish such a *****

 

[explicit4u]

Partey is an interesting one, not sure I trust him in a game like this

 

[Jimbeam3678]

Jesus this is one **** match.

 

[manic111]

Suddenly gone back to 90s football... Basically pinball

 

[antijoke]

Peter Dury needs to be slipped a Valium before every game. So bored of his hyperbolic commentary style where everything is the most epic thing that has ever happened.

It’s a bunch of millionaires kicking a ball around a pitch, stop comparing it to Roman battles you awful cringy melt.

I’m glad I’m not the only one, I HATE, his “style” of commentary, it almost makes me want Martin Tyler back

 

[Stu999]

Jesus this is one **** match.

If Jesus could take his chances it might not be so bad.

 

[antijoke]

It basically feels like a given that Rodri will score a daisy cutter from outside the box on about 86 minutes

More like rat face Foden