Caporegime
Is it me or has this felt like the Longest. Summer. Ever? No World Cup football, no European Championship football, no... football of any real note at all. Like entering a dark post-apocolyptic world where all hope and reason has been lost. A barren wasteland of Premier League football-less devastation. Purgatory. Well step into the light my friends, for top flight action returns this very day. Rejoice. Shout for joy. Embrace one another. And then settle in for nine long months of grown men getting paid absolute shedloads to kick a leather bag of air around a field. Don't you just love it?
Football!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!