Groom's Speech

[Yaayuh!]

HELP.

What order should I go with. Currently thinking this:

1. Thank father of bride for his speech
2. Opening
3. Thank guests
   
4. Remember those who couldn't make it + Toast
   
5. Thank parents of bride
6. Thank parents of groom
7. Thank best man
8. Thank bridesmaid + Toast
   
9. Talk about the ol' ball-n-chain + Toast

 

[Yaayuh!]

Thanks peeps. Trying to keep it short and simple but also inclusive.

Unless you want your marriage to last 60s, don't go with step 9

She'd laugh, her family wouldn't..

Tempted to start with this, as i've always loved how crap it is.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1309882555139854336

 

[Yaayuh!]

Shouldn't that be...

"Alright my lovelies"
"Enjoy the scrumpy"
*sits down on loud whoopee cushion

You joke, but I’m marrying into a Cornish family

 

[Yaayuh!]

What's cornish folk famous for? pasties and tin?

Hating tourists despite them being the biggest contribution to the local economy

 

[Yaayuh!]

883 words at the moment. Too many? Too little?

 

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Base it on how long it takes you read it out loud at the right pace (no rushing).

6-7 minutes, ish.

 

[Yaayuh!]

Far too long for the Groom. Thirty seconds, job done.

“Thanks for coming, cin-cin!”
*downs Champagne*

 

[Yaayuh!]

Shortened it a bit and skipped parts as I was a blubbering mess of big manly tears.
Went well though I was told.