I have a mate who is a lorry driver. As you all probably know, many lorry drivers get a numberplate made up with their name/nickname to display in their windscreen. My mate worked with another lorry driver called Nigel. Now, Nigel is known to his mates as "Nidger". He got a numberplate made up to show this and it was spelt "******" People pointed out to him that is wasn't spelt quite right, but he just laughed it off and said that it read "Nidger" (as pronounced) So now this old bloke Nigel drives the length of the country, in all sorts of dodgy areas with a numberplate in his windscreen that reads "******"