Guy Ritchie is back :D

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This film was awful. Truly awful. I can't describe how bad this film is without having a post that is 90% stars to hide my anger of being robbed of my £5 to see it. Oh yes, this is a rant and I'm going to point out every flaw I can until I get sick of even thinking about this cinema atrocity.

1. Ooh look, it's in London. With cockneys!!! Is Guy incapable of using another city or straying away from those tired old stereotypes?

2. Russians. Always the ******* Russians whenever a lazy director wants a bad guy. And when he's in trouble who does he call? A big stereotype Russian. Surprise.

3. The first hour is so slow! Money loans, property development and a painting a couldn't give a **** about. It's just filled with stupid pointless banter and tired cockney phrases.

4. When the action did start it was average at best. My friend thought it was good until I told him to compare it to other films he likes and then realised it was only seemingly brilliant as he waited so long for it.

I personally think this film is a let down and will only appeal to the biggest of the Guy Ritchie fans. Well, them and someone who hasn't seen loads of other typical cockney films.

I know this opinion will be disputed, picked at and complained about (this is the internet) but remember this is only an opinion. I'm not saying you're wrong if you like it. Just don't take it as some slap in the face or offensively. Sometimes people respond to things on here like it was an assault aimed personally at them.

Have a fun day!
 
monkai666 said:
This film was awful. Truly awful. I can't describe how bad this film is without having a post that is 90% stars to hide my anger of being robbed of my £5 to see it. Oh yes, this is a rant and I'm going to point out every flaw I can until I get sick of even thinking about this cinema atrocity.

1. Ooh look, it's in London. With cockneys!!! Is Guy incapable of using another city or straying away from those tired old stereotypes?

2. Russians. Always the ******* Russians whenever a lazy director wants a bad guy. And when he's in trouble who does he call? A big stereotype Russian. Surprise.

3. The first hour is so slow! Money loans, property development and a painting a couldn't give a **** about. It's just filled with stupid pointless banter and tired cockney phrases.

4. When the action did start it was average at best. My friend thought it was good until I told him to compare it to other films he likes and then realised it was only seemingly brilliant as he waited so long for it.

I personally think this film is a let down and will only appeal to the biggest of the Guy Ritchie fans. Well, them and someone who hasn't seen loads of other typical cockney films.

I know this opinion will be disputed, picked at and complained about (this is the internet) but remember this is only an opinion. I'm not saying you're wrong if you like it. Just don't take it as some slap in the face or offensively. Sometimes people respond to things on here like it was an assault aimed personally at them.

Have a fun day!
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It's only a fiver :p
 
monkai666 said:
This film was awful. Truly awful. I can't describe how bad this film is without having a post that is 90% stars to hide my anger of being robbed of my £5 to see it. Oh yes, this is a rant and I'm going to point out every flaw I can until I get sick of even thinking about this cinema atrocity.

1. Ooh look, it's in London. With cockneys!!! Is Guy incapable of using another city or straying away from those tired old stereotypes?

2. Russians. Always the ******* Russians whenever a lazy director wants a bad guy. And when he's in trouble who does he call? A big stereotype Russian. Surprise.

3. The first hour is so slow! Money loans, property development and a painting a couldn't give a **** about. It's just filled with stupid pointless banter and tired cockney phrases.

4. When the action did start it was average at best. My friend thought it was good until I told him to compare it to other films he likes and then realised it was only seemingly brilliant as he waited so long for it.

I personally think this film is a let down and will only appeal to the biggest of the Guy Ritchie fans. Well, them and someone who hasn't seen loads of other typical cockney films.

I know this opinion will be disputed, picked at and complained about (this is the internet) but remember this is only an opinion. I'm not saying you're wrong if you like it. Just don't take it as some slap in the face or offensively. Sometimes people respond to things on here like it was an assault aimed personally at them.

Have a fun day!
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You sounded like you had a fun day yourself.... mr. whine.
 
Terrible name? and Snatch was better ?

LOL ?

This is going to be a classic film just like how Snatch was.
 
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