40 yards from my house, having just picked up a curry and wearing no seatbelt. Negotiated a very tight gap to get the car through, lining up the offside mirror about half an inch from the parked car then BANG the nearside mirror hits the mirror of the other parked car - guess it was
too tight, should have gone the other way
I parked outside my house and quickly walked to the car that I tapped. As I approach, I notice there's a woman putting her seatbelt on, so I start speeding up. As I get closer she starts to move off, so I run out and start waving my arms in the air. She looks at me like I'm about to rape her and sticks her foot down!
Oh well. I'll go and have a look at the mirror for her when I get the chance, and leave a little note and some money for a repair to any damage that may be there. Some people 'ay. Just don't pay enough attention.