Halfords........

I got stopped after paying for a dvd player by a cashier in Morrisons. Apparently its the law that I need to produce my tv licence to buy one. Thankfully the supervisor corrected her otherwise I was just going to walk off. What were they going to do?
 
Charging for carrier bags literally makes my urine boil.

That is all.

Literally, as in your urine was actually superheated inside your bladder? Sounds uncomfortable. That'll teach you to stand in front of a high power microwave magnetron.
 
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