(11:37) Trix: I have a good question for you
(11:37) Trix: Ask him if not pulling last night and being hung over and mopey has made him fancy anyone in the office he usually wouldn't
(11:38) HOMC: no
(11:38) Trix: not even Russell??
(11:39) HOMC: i fancied him normally
(11:39) Trix: True true...
(11:39) Trix: erm...what about [girl in the office]?
(11:39) Trix: I am sure she would soooooooth you
(11:39) HOMC: no
(11:39) HOMC: thanks
(11:39) Trix: sure?
(11:39) Trix: I bet she is a wonderful cook
(11:40) HOMC: probs
(11:40) Trix: Oh no wait!! What about 'The American'? He gave you the gift of pills remember And you are his favorite
(11:40) HOMC: no
(11:40) HOMC: thanks
(11:41) HOMC: eww
(11:41) Trix: Lol - you know you want him...to run your fingers through his hair
(11:41) Trix: to caress his tummy
(11:41) HOMC: spew
(11:41) Trix: hahahahaqhahahahahahahahahahhahaa!!!
(11:41) Trix: to lick his ear
(11:42) HOMC: sicko
(11:42) Trix: LOL!!!
(11:42) Trix: At least I made you smile
(11:42) HOMC:

(11:42) HOMC: who's asking all these questions??
(11:42) HOMC: i want to know!
(11:42) HOMC: is it someone in here?
(11:42) Trix: Oh no they were mine
(11:43) Trix: Oh here we go - prize
(11:43) Trix: The prize is either internet awesomeness (this is unlikely) or a straight cash prize.
(11:43) Trix: And I know this guy and he will pay you monies
(11:43) HOMC: who is it?
(11:44) Trix: A friend - he is in NZ
(11:44) HOMC: why is he asking me questions?
(11:44) Trix: Cause he is interested - probs bored like us
(11:45) HOMC: how much cash
(11:46) Trix: I will ask - hold on