Happy 8th September....

[CaptainComedy]

It's the name day of Maria, happy name day op!

 

[Efour]

Star Trek's 50th Anniversary

Anything else is just illogical !

 

[Cosimo]

Can't have a birthday without...

 

[Freakbro]

THE DAY AFTER MY BIRTHDAY!

+1

 

[Admiral Huddy]

Today is free pr0n day.

That was yesterday and the day before that.

 

[Mrs Seabiscuit]

Arrr me hearties!
National talk like a pirate day!

 

[antijoke]

That was yesterday and the day before that.

Yes, whilst I guess every day is free pr0n day, today has actual adult sites giving away free access.

 

[danielanthony]

RIP EMC day?

 

[Muz333]

Convinced there are so many September birthdays only because of the inability to reach intimate the bed side cabinet draw during a drunken new years eve fumble!

I can confirm my parents were drunk after a Christmas party and couldn't be bothered looking for a condom.

 

[Luckystrike123]

Going by this logic, the day 3 days after my birthday!

What do we win?

It's 3 days after my birthday also, so the answer must defo be related to this

 

[Cosimo]

In celebration of the 50th Anniversary of Star Trek:

 

[Avenged7Fold]

 

[antijoke]

Girls way

Google free porn day, you can thank me later. theres only like 12 hours left.

 

[SexyGreyFox]

The day millions of Apple fanboys get ripped off

 

[antijoke]

DOES NOBODY WANT FREE PORN HERE??

 

[Tosno]

Mrs Tosno's 25th birthday.

 

[Craig1981]

DOES NOBODY WANT FREE PORN HERE??

Like we cant get it free any other day of the week?

 

[Puzzled]

I can confirm my parents were drunk after a Christmas party and couldn't be bothered looking for a condom.

They really should stop writing that in your birthday cards

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

It's my 38th birthday. One year closer to the grave.

Wrong, it's three days before my birthday!

9/11? That's unfortunate.

 

[Marky]

Girls way

Google free porn day, you can thank me later. theres only like 12 hours left.

Wow... I had no idea! Thanks!

Happy Fap Day everybody