Has anyone ever done a Ben Stiller

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There has been a few weird posts lately so thought I will post one:)

When I was a kid (pre teen) I got my pee pee caught in my fly's zip - Being on my own at the time (cinema or swimming baths) there wasn't anyone to turn to so being a strong little fellow I thought if it caught in zip going up then all I need to do is pull zip down.
So held it by the head and pulled it up a bit then grabbed the zip handle - 1 2 3 whoosh - Ahhhhhh.
It didn't really hurt but at least it was out. -It wasn't even a bleeder.
I have never zipped up again without making sure my knob is settled comfortably in two layers of clothing.
Anyone who has done it twice must be a hero.:D
 
Hasn't every bloke done it at least once?
In a hurry, don't quite tuck things properly, a little slip and you gash open the belly of the beast...

There are few things to like about a button fly, but I suppose this would be one of them.
 
I caught mine in a zipper when young. Ouch!

Then later snapped off the frenulum during , err, activity. Blood... everywhere.

Later had one testicle removed. Poor thing.

Finally had the other one biopsied. Ouuuuuuuuuuch!

My poor chaps have not been the luckiest.
 
Hades said:
I caught mine in a zipper when young. Ouch!

Then later snapped off the frenulum during , err, activity. Blood... everywhere.

Later had one testicle removed. Poor thing.

Finally had the other one biopsied. Ouuuuuuuuuuch!

My poor chaps have not been the luckiest.
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I did the frenulum thing when I was very young, we’d not long been married, I was 21, she was 20.
We had an apartment in East London, near Victoria Park, and we were “at it” constantly, rabbits used to watch through the window to pick up pointers.
My abiding memory of the occasion was the initial minimal stab of pain, then a sting as our combined juices entered the open split, then the audible thud, thud, of my pumping blood hitting the wood floor of the bedroom.
I can’t ever recall willing my erection to subside before, and for the blood to stop dripping to the floor, and return into my veins.
 
Tosno said:
It hurts more when you had a circumcision :(
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Have to disagree there Tosno, I suffered from phimosis, and to alleviate it, I was circumcised in St. Thomas’s Hospital, Waterloo, when I was in my mid fifties, it was a day patient thing, in at 07.00, out by late afternoon.
I remember no pain, maybe slight discomfort, the one memory that I took from it, was the surgeon who did the job checking his handiwork prior to my being discharged, he said, “Don’t use it in anger for a month, or at least until the stitches have dissolved!”
 
As a child I was getting a backie on a friend's sisters girls bike, sitting on the little pannier rack on the back. We got a chase from some big kids, my friend decided to elevate off the kerb to aid our escape, my wotsits got trapped between the mudguard and the pannier which was agony, but we had to keep going to get away. Once clear, I examined my googlies and there was a nasty scratch, but thankfully no major damage.

One memorable thing about the incident was how quickly it healed, just of couple if days and it was gone, whereas an arm or leg scratch takes about a week to disappear. Maybe genitalia heals quicker to aid reproduction, though my tackle would remain dormant for a good few years to come anyway.
 
Jean-F said:
Have to disagree there Tosno, I suffered from phimosis, and to alleviate it, I was circumcised in St. Thomas’s Hospital, Waterloo, when I was in my mid fifties, it was a day patient thing, in at 07.00, out by late afternoon.
I remember no pain, maybe slight discomfort, the one memory that I took from it, was the surgeon who did the job checking his handiwork prior to my being discharged, he said, “Don’t use it in anger for a month, or at least until the stitches have dissolved!”
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I think he was referring to your chap getting stuck in your jeans when circumcised
 
Jean-F said:
Have to disagree there Tosno, I suffered from phimosis, and to alleviate it, I was circumcised in St. Thomas’s Hospital, Waterloo, when I was in my mid fifties, it was a day patient thing, in at 07.00, out by late afternoon.
I remember no pain, maybe slight discomfort, the one memory that I took from it, was the surgeon who did the job checking his handiwork prior to my being discharged, he said, “Don’t use it in anger for a month, or at least until the stitches have dissolved!”
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:o Well... I've had one and it was very painful :eek: ... BUT what I meant getting the head of your circumcised friend stuck in the zip, hurts more, rather than foreskin
 
arknor said:
No, I've never made any terrible movies
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This.

I have however done what you've described in the OP and never felt the need to make a thread about it.

I also discovered when I ran in the direction of some screaming, that ladies can also get themselves trapped in the zipper if they aren't wearing any underwear. :eek:
 
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