Hats causing baldness

Cosmic182 · 25 Apr 2011 at 20:25

Amnesia said:
hats don't make men bald, wives do

The truth!!! Women in general!

ElvisFan · 25 Apr 2011 at 20:29

I think there's something in the food and water making British men bald.

What alarmed me was a programme on telly showing the competitors in the world table tennis championship. There were men from every continent and the only one with male pattern baldness was the British guy, and he was of asian descent. The "foreign" asians had spectacular heads of hair.

sigma · 25 Apr 2011 at 20:34

Name change to derp or berk?

All in favour say derp.

Somnambulist · 25 Apr 2011 at 21:25

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traction_alopecia

Nothing to do with male pattern baldness though.

Tachyon · 25 Apr 2011 at 22:16

TheCenturion said:
I'm not sure if you're being serious or not. If you are, you're suggesting that wearing hats mutates your DNA...

Haha, c'mon, gimme a break, I know lack of smiley and all that, but I didn't think anyone would take that one seriously.

Narj · 25 Apr 2011 at 22:19

Does starting an excessive amount of retarded threads cause stupidity?

SexyGreyFox · 25 Apr 2011 at 22:39

No1newts said:
Glad I put lolkwerk on my ignore list a lonnnnnnnnnnngggg time ago, don't have to read his garbage anymore

1) Your loss
2) Ignore list - what a childish thing

Wizzfizz · 25 Apr 2011 at 22:41

dmpoole said:
2) Ignore list - what a childish thing

And why is that? it's there for a reason.

StoutMeister · 25 Apr 2011 at 23:13

chaosdestro0 said:
Step away from the bong.

Podmonkey · 25 Apr 2011 at 23:16

No. Its far more likely that baldness increases the likelihood of wearing hats though.

Mickie · 26 Apr 2011 at 00:22

i have no hair under my socks, years of wearing socks have done this, so it makes sence that hat wearers could loose their hair

manic111 · 26 Apr 2011 at 00:27

My hat caused me to go bald.

Then again, I lined the inside with razor blades...probably an error in hindsight.

MikeHunt79 · 26 Apr 2011 at 00:33

What be considered excessive hat wearing? Would wearing 2 hats at once be considered excessive?

G-MAN2004 · 26 Apr 2011 at 00:46

If you're already suffering from hereditary hair loss, then yes, wearing a hat each day can aggravate it and result in increased hair loss over a shorter period of time. However, if it is indeed hereditary then you're going to lose it regardless, but it's best to prevent however way you can eh?

Get saving for that hair transplant!

SexyGreyFox · 26 Apr 2011 at 07:37

Mickie said:
i have no hair under my socks, years of wearing socks have done this, so it makes sence that hat wearers could loose their hair

I'm exactly the opposite, I have to shave my feet

ThomasTheTankEngine · 26 Apr 2011 at 09:03

More importantly, does wearing pants make you bald downstairs?

K1LLSW1TCH · 26 Apr 2011 at 09:09

I haven't seen many bald soldiers and they wear hats/helmets all the time.

Mickie · 27 Apr 2011 at 00:28

dmpoole said:
I'm exactly the opposite, I have to shave my feet

not so much my feet but around my ancles..