Bunka said:
			
		
	
	
		
		
			To put it bluntly, you 
sooooooooooo would.
  
		 
		
	 
This had to be relayed to me by several other people by the way...I woke up the next day and pieced the night's events together thanks to several phonecalls.
I was in Nodnol with work. Me, my boss and half a dozen colleagues...A long week mixing a conference, client meetings and two days putting boxes in a server room because someone (not me) didn't book the engineer.
The last night before we were due to head back up north, We got invited to a 'do' by our section director and told that we could each bring a few friends. A colleague took advantage of this and took three whores...but he disappeared early in the night then showed up at work the next week and refused to talk about it.
So, enamoured by the possibility of drunken shenanigans at no cost to myself, I made a couple of calls and arranged to meet a few friends at The Worlds' End for a couple of drinks before jumping in a taxi to the swanky (silent S) establishment which we were to call home for the evening.
The evening started well and apparantly I had gone rapidly through woozy drunk, sailed past sleepy drunk, had the briefest of dances with funny drunk and was firmly entrenched in bolshy letch drunk by 8pm.
The bar was free, and I was quite happy sitting at a corner table, mocking Z-list celebrities that came too close and necking a bottle of cheap bourbon brought to the table by a colleague.
Apparantly I suddenly sat bolt upright, exclaimed "wtfbbq?! Is that Konnie Huq?!" and tried to travel the 30 feet between my seat and hers without bothering to stand up and move my legs...(Okay...I fell off my seat)
I was then dragged onto my seat by a friend and my boss and told to behave. Clutching the bottle (i think it was knob creek), I demanded that I must meet her. My boss said 'leave it to me...' and I got back to wowing all and sundry with my 
witty repartie...(Making willy jokes)
A couple of hours later, my boss brought someone over to the table and said "Someone here REALLY wants to meet you..."
I looked up and it was a slightly nervous Miss Huq.
Again, I can only relay what happened next from what others told me but the conversation went a bit like this:
Me: Wow! So glad to meet you - I'm a great fan
KH: Haha...Sure you are...
Me: I really am! I love you on Blue Peter!
KH: Aren't you a bit old for that? 
Me: Yes...but I used to watch it every day when I was in high school.
KH: Hah! Didn't you have anything better to do?
Me: Nope. It was on when I got in from school and I had the place to myself...
KH: ...What do you mean...?
Me: Y'know....
KH: No...?
Me: There was no other worthy inspiration on TV at that time of day...
At which point she twigged and just walked away, stunned.
Is it really that bad a thing? I can't have been the only one...
*n