He is totally ignoring me...

[pepps007]

get a air horn and blast him when his asleep

 

[SteveOBHave]

get in the dog whisperer

Yep x2! But in all seriousness - get his ears checked and get used to the response reward system i.e. when you get a positive response - give him much love and maybe a treat.

 

[fini]

I think he hates you.

 

[gjrc]

get in the dog whisperer

reminds me of the south park episode

 

[platypus]

he's nine midlife for a dog, just leg him have fun they don't have long on this earth, may as well make it as enjoyable as possible for the little fella.

Tefal in sensitivity shocker !

 

[BigglesPiP]

Can still be trained, you left it to late tho really, the dog will have trained you by now.