Heinz's mayo is soooooo much nicer than hellmann's

BunnyKillBot · 6 Oct 2011 at 14:31

You know the one, the same stuff as in the blue sachets you get in fast food joints and weatherspoons. The Hellmanns one just tastes like cheap and nasty mayo whereas the Heinz one is actually Godly.

Cosimo · 6 Oct 2011 at 14:32

I don't know the one. Can we have a tasting session?

TommyV · 6 Oct 2011 at 14:32

Salad cream pwns mayo

jonislost · 6 Oct 2011 at 14:33

Neither are good. Easily the best is Vita D'or Delikatess Mayonnaise from Lidl

GravyMonster · 6 Oct 2011 at 14:36

TommyV said:
Salad cream pwns mayo

No one in the history of the internet has ever been so wrong.

infernox · 6 Oct 2011 at 14:37

Spunkey said:
No one in the history of the internet has ever been so wrong.

i agree.

Glaucus · 6 Oct 2011 at 14:37

Salad cream on salad works well.

But is no match on Mayo in other words.

Now you say that, Heinz Mayo is amazing on chips and burgers.
Don't think I've ever tried it on anything else.

BunnyKillBot · 6 Oct 2011 at 14:37

TommyV said:
Salad cream pwns mayo

What.... The.... ****? Salad cream is like 'Oh noes, we are out of Mayo. Salad Cream? I guess it will have to do *deep sigh*'

Dr House · 6 Oct 2011 at 14:37

77% fat in normal mayo. No thanks

Glaucus · 6 Oct 2011 at 14:39

Dr House said:
77% fat in normal mayo. No thanks

A decade of not knowing who you are, who your loved ones are and peeing and pooing in a chair in the corner of a nursing home. No thanks.

BunnyKillBot · 6 Oct 2011 at 14:39

Dr House said:
77% fat in normal mayo. No thanks

Its just as good, if not better.

int · 6 Oct 2011 at 14:40

Hellmanns all the way.

DRZ · 6 Oct 2011 at 14:40

Salad Cream is much nicer than Mayo in some circumstances. In others, mayo is the only acceptable condiment.

neil3k · 6 Oct 2011 at 14:42

i prefer man-onaise.

scorza · 6 Oct 2011 at 14:43

What's with abbreviating to "mayo"? Are we American? The word should always be spoken and written mayonnaise imo.

infernox · 6 Oct 2011 at 14:44

Im going to go have a chicken and mayo salad sandwich now, cheers op.

DRZ · 6 Oct 2011 at 14:45

scorza said:
What's with abbreviating to "mayo"? Are we American? The word should always be spoken and written mayonnaise imo.

It has always been colloquially known as mayo and as far as I can tell it isn't a regional thing either. I've heard it called mayo in a number of areas of the UK!

_Gizka_ · 6 Oct 2011 at 14:47

Mayo is horrible.

But it looks like I'm in the minority so I will go and sit in the corner.

Dr House · 6 Oct 2011 at 14:50

BunnyKillBot said:
Its just as good, if not better.

yes better but still 27% fat

Morgoth · 6 Oct 2011 at 14:54

I had a tuna mayonnaise sandwich for lunch. Nom nom. It was Hellmann's.