Hello you.

[manoz]

umm....umm.....hello

 

[Tefal]

rofl

what about "I have a very dirty matress in the back".... I dont actually have a matress or a transit van but the idea was funny all the same.

what would you have done if she'd said yes?

 

[GeForce]

Hi

 

[Duke]

Hi

 

[Fire Wizard]

New member = 1 page, 2 pages if their lucky.

New "Girly" member = A dozen pages.

Anyway, Hello Feen and welcome to the forums, enjoy your stay.

So, how many people have added you already?

 

[mattbrown91]

Jailbait

16 gets you 20.

 

[SwishSpencor]

Why hullo thar!
2 pages and no mention of READ THUH FAQ!!

Enjoy your stay and read the FAQ!!

 

[z0mbi3]

16 gets you 20.

Is that like a two for one special offer?

 

[TaKeN]

Welcome

 

[Jingo...]

Welcome to OCUK...

 

[Stinky]

Horray! Is it always like this?

be warned. your a female..... so that means you will have hundreds of male attention lol

they are mostly friendly, but i didnt claim you which sucks. i missed a newbie again

 

[Maccy]

Yo there!

 

[Stinky]

o and be careful of sic he's a pirate

 

[Tefal]

be warned. your a female..... so that means you will have hundreds of male attention lol

actually as there's 32 thousand members and 99.99 percent are male it's going to be substantially more than hundreds, more like tens of thousands

 

[Stinky]

actually as there's 32 thousand members and 99.99 percent are male it's going to be substantially more than hundreds, more like tens of thousands

o ok, i got it slightly out.

but your only a toaster anyway so you dont count

/hides under a rock

 

[ots3go]

Hi.

I just wanted to put a picture.

 

[Kreeeee]

Horray! Is it always like this?

Yeah, a lot of people on here are pretty desperate.

 

[Gilly]

Big meanie admin closed the PC+1 thread