Help cheer up my mate!

[Lowe]

Superb, but that's no good for him on paper. I'll have to explain

 

[Zip]

Can you tell us what injurys hes got?

 

[[ASSE]Hinchy]

If the Leek Girl doesn't cheer any (straight) male up, nothing will.

Cheers. You just got me horny at work

Isn't that a spring onion?

 

[Zip]

Cheers. You just got me horny at work

Isn't that a spring onion?

You have a thing for spring Onions? =/

 

[Lysander]

Cheers. You just got me horny at work

Isn't that a spring onion?

It's too big to be a spring onion. Where did that animation originally come from anyway?

 

[WoZZeR]

I'm totally rubbish at jokes, they'll just depress you mate.

I'd just like to say, I think you and the rest of the lads in the forces are very brave indeed, a fine example to us all.

I hope you make a good recovery.

 

[Gaverick]

Make a flip animation of it

 

[Zip]

It's too big to be a spring onion. Where did that animation originally come from anyway?

Yemens picture Folder

 

[Mat]

Yemens picture Folder

Doesnt look much like Yewen to me

 

[Lysander]

Doesnt look much like Yemen to me

Every Yemen citizen should have one.

 

[[ASSE]Hinchy]

You have a thing for spring Onions? =/

Yes, and the poster is playing on it deliberately

I'm sure its a spring onion. Maybe its a spring onion from one of the vegetable competitions where the biggest ones win. She'd probably win for biggest..... well.... you can see where I'm going with this.

 

[Lowe]

Can you tell us what injurys hes got?

At this point I'm not exactly sure because I've not been told much and I've not been over to see him just yet. I think he's taken a bad shrapnel hit and it's got into his joints which is making movement somewhat tricky. I hear he's being held together with staples.

 

[Lysander]

Yes, and the poster is playing on it deliberately

I'm sure its a spring onion. Maybe its a spring onion from one of the vegetable competitions where the biggest ones win. She'd probably win for biggest..... well.... you can see where I'm going with this.

Leek:

Spring onion:

 

[[ASSE]Hinchy]

So long as he can perform the self pleasuring 'claw' position with his hand, and get access to spring onion girl, he will get through it just fine. Several times

Hope he recovers fully though. Sure sounds nasty after what you just described

Leek:

*Picture of leek*

Spring onion:

*picture of spring onion*

See, spring onion is bigger

 

[WoZZeR]

As long as he hasn't got a catheter he'll be ok......

 

[basmic]

Cheers. You just got me horny at work

Isn't that a spring onion?

Nah, it's a leek shaped whip.

 

[Mat]

At this point I'm not exactly sure because I've not been told much and I've not been over to see him just yet. I think he's taken a bad shrapnel hit and it's got into his joints which is making movement somewhat tricky. I hear he's being held together with staples.

Print that and put it on the end of his bed or something

 

[Zefan]

Is it only me who finds it hilarious that some of you guys don't know what she's holding even though the hyperlink was "LEEK GIRL" and it says "leek_girl" in the url?!

Some of you are reeeeally slow!

Get well soon Mike!

 

[Shoseki]

te_h leek

http://dojo.fi/~rancid/loituma__.swf

 

[Lysander]

Is it only me who finds it hilarious that some of you guys don't know what she's holding even though the hyperlink was "LEEK GIRL" and it says "leek_girl" in the url?!

But if it was called Spring Onion girl it would be wrong and we'd need to point out it was a leek.

Don't pretend you have anything better to do!!