Help finding what this joke was from!

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Hey all powerful GD. Got told this joke today, and remember seeing it on the TV at some point, or in a film. Can anyone remember? Tried google repeatedly but no luck :(

An old man was telling a group of college kids about his safari adventures. They all listened completely mezmorized by his stories.
"...we were all having a horrible trip."began the old man,"We hadn't seen anything for days. I sat down by a tree to take a nap, when all of a sudden a gian lion jumped out of the bushes ROOAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! Well, I just **** myself."

"Wow" said one of the kids, "I would probably **** myself too if a giant lion jumped out of the bushes and roared at me!"

"No..." replied the old man,"just now... when I said roar. I **** myself... thats uh... thats embarassing."




There was an old man telling it to the camera or something, but I can't find where it was from which is really annoying me!

Please GD, your my only hope!
 
They do that gag on Only Fools and Horses, well slightly different wordage I think, Uncle Albert says it.

 
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lolkwer-...wait... who are you?


Seriously though, no idea where that's from. Doesn't sound like much of a joke.
 
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