Help get my first Christmas tree

PUT THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS ON YOUR WIFE AND DECORATE HER LIKE A TREE AND MAKE HER SIT IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM AND INSIST SHE TURNS THE LIGHTS ON AND OFF IN RANDOM PATTERNS OR AT PRE-DETERMINED INTERVALS AS PER YOUR INSTRUCTIONS.
 
Looking for a small tree at the moment, 3ft and under.

Our old tree was damaged in a house fire. We're in temporary accommodation at the moment, but hoping to move back into our house the week before Christmas. We can't be bothered decorating up the temp home, but we're looking to get something small to hold us over till next year.

Looking for an all in 1 package with decorations and lights. Seen a few on the rainforest, but all the 1's I like are battery operated. :(
 
Looking for a small tree at the moment, 3ft and under.

Our old tree was damaged in a house fire. We're in temporary accommodation at the moment, but hoping to move back into our house the week before Christmas. We can't be bothered decorating up the temp home, but we're looking to get something small to hold us over till next year.

Looking for an all in 1 package with decorations and lights. Seen a few on the rainforest, but all the 1's I like are battery operated. :(

http://www.christmastreeworld.co.uk...r-3ft-to-7ft?gclid=COuBxeP0ydACFUEcGwodA6IC8w

http://www.christmastreeworld.co.uk...e-optic-tree?gclid=COLAvvb0ydACFUVmGwodS2UOOw

https://www.wayfair.co.uk/Homcom-Ch...071&device=c&gclid=CI6woLj1ydACFY8W0wodL-ULDg

Take your pick the is loads of them.

Just google mains powers xmas trees. ;)
 
It's our first Christmas and the missus wants a tree. Never having a tree, have no idea what to do

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sweet mercy....how does this generation get through the day. The apocalypse is coming and on that day when they switch off the internet...just wtf are you gonna do?
 
If you want a £25 xmas tree then you'll get what you pay for. We have had a 5 foot £25 xmas tree for quite a few years. Its a bit dog eared now. I thought I might spend a bit of money this year and get an expensive, but far from their most expensive, John Lewis tree.
It looks like a proper tree, my old one, when compaired, looks like something that could be pulled off the side of the road 2 weeks after xmas is over.

You get what you pay for. I went for an irregular type so it looks very real.
 
I am not a fan of real trees. Like the smell and the look but I hate the mess, paranoia of fire, any stray tree sap depending on how freshly cut it is and the risk of it withering into sticks on a stand. Tree sap is a rare thing but getting it on carpet once is enough to put you off for life.

OFC i let the missus handle the christmas tree, lights, decorating. I will handle the outside lights and the mulled wine/cider.
 
I got a half decent 6ft, pre lit (with white LEDs) from Tesco for £26.95.

Not sure if it is as good as our old one, I'll find out on Thursday when we put it up!!
 
All you really need are decorations, a saw, and rope. The trees are free. They're everywhere. Go outside and cut one down. Make sure nobody sees you. Problem solved.
The rope is to tie the tree to the roof of your car when you make your getaway.

^That was obviously a joke. I do not condone any non-law-abiding behavior!

Also, large cactuses make great Xmas trees and are good for a laugh when you have company
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My family did this for 15 years.
 
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