Help, I need revenge!!

V4NT0M · 7 Aug 2007 at 12:07

So... I was at my friend's house last night (female friends) and was texting this girl I have been seeing, i got a text from her, and my friends stole the phone, locked themselves in the toilet while they texted obscene messages to this girl...

I sorted it out with the girl, but now everyone at work etc thinks I'm some kind of pervert... lol

Its all in good fun but I need suggestions on how to get the better of said friends... No punching of ovaries please.

Luke15 · 7 Aug 2007 at 12:09

Lure them into your basement

platypus · 7 Aug 2007 at 12:10

Sign their work email address up to a porn mailer.

ScarySquirrel · 7 Aug 2007 at 12:11

Punch her in th..................oh

Droolinggimp · 7 Aug 2007 at 12:12

Invite them round to your house. Wait till they put phone on the table, when they are not looking put superglue on the ear part of the phone and call them..

ScarySquirrel · 7 Aug 2007 at 12:12

Surprise sex?

iCraig · 7 Aug 2007 at 12:13

Dip all their tampons in vinegar and then put them back.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 7 Aug 2007 at 12:15

iCraig said:
Dip all their tampons in vinegar and then put them back.

Baking soda.

Ghosteh · 7 Aug 2007 at 12:15

iCraig said:
Dip all their tampons in vinegar and then put them back.

I'd think they would notice him climbing between their legs? :confused:

iCraig · 7 Aug 2007 at 12:16

Ghosteh said:
I'd think they would notice him climbing between their legs?

This kind of operation requires precise timing. Can't do it to soon otherwise the vinegar dries out, and if you do it too late you have to wait another month.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 7 Aug 2007 at 12:18

Skyfall said:
So... I was at my friend's house last night (female friends) and was texting this girl I have been seeing, i got a text from her, and my friends stole the phone, locked themselves in the toilet while they texted obscene messages to this girl...

hide the left shoe of all their pairs of shoes.

A2Z · 7 Aug 2007 at 12:25

ScarySquirrel said:
Surprise buttsex?

fixed

DAVEM · 7 Aug 2007 at 12:28

You could have a lot of fun my calling her using this:

http://www.fonejacker.tv/soundboards.shtml

bandit · 7 Aug 2007 at 12:30

if their at work, dodgy screensaver...

Cybermyk · 7 Aug 2007 at 12:31

Mice?

Or you could let us have a piccy or two to photoshop

V4NT0M · 7 Aug 2007 at 12:32

DAVEM said:
You could have a lot of fun my calling her using this:

http://www.fonejacker.tv/soundboards.shtml

Win lol

bandit said:
if their at work, dodgy screensaver...

I'm thinking the b3ta top ten cutest kittens lol

ZXSpectrum · 7 Aug 2007 at 12:35

Get a harvest of crabs (The STD Ones from a tramp should do) then excuse yourself to go to the loo then sprinkle them in her knicker drawers. She'll be scratching for months. Or some muscle relaxant... She will literally **** herself...

DAVEM · 7 Aug 2007 at 12:41

Skyfall said:
Win lol

It is awesome, I might well use it prank call my uni supervisor

But trying not to laugh would be VERY difficult

Phate · 7 Aug 2007 at 12:52

Skyline said:
Get a harvest of crabs (The STD Ones from a tramp should do) then excuse yourself to go to the loo then sprinkle them in her knicker drawers. She'll be scratching for months. Or some muscle relaxant... She will literally **** herself...

The latter *** tbh!

V4NT0M · 7 Aug 2007 at 14:28

Cybermyk said:
Mice?

Or you could let us have a piccy or two to photoshop

Mwuhahaha, I'll link their myspace's when I get home