Help, I need revenge!!

What you could do is get a wireless USB mouse. You plug it into their computer along with their ordinary mouse and every so often you move it slightly wheile they are moving it. Works best if you can see their screen as well. If they aren't very computer literate then it will have them scratching their heads for ages.
 
A few guys in balaclavas, a Transit van and a spade! Grab them, drive them to the Country and make them dig their own graves before you reveal your true identity. Works a treat.

Or

Move the pointer off the screen, take a screenshot of their desktop and then set it as wallpaper. Then watch with amusement as none of their icons work.

EDIT: Remember to hide the desktop icons after you've taken the screenshot. :p
 
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Next time you see them start playing Russian Roulette with their mobile, you simple type "**** YOU!!" on to a text msg, then go to the address book and close your eyes, scroll through, and hit send, then see who you sent it to :D

Azagoth said:
Move the pointer off the screen, take a screenshot of their desktop and then set it as wallpaper. Then watch with amusement as none of their icons work.
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They will work fine until you remove the icons first :D :p
 
Azagoth said:
Move the pointer off the screen, take a screenshot of their desktop and then set it as wallpaper. Then watch with amusement as none of their icons work.
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screenshots don't capture the pointer :)
 
Azagoth said:
Move the pointer off the screen, take a screenshot of their desktop and then set it as wallpaper. Then watch with amusement as none of their icons work.

EDIT: Remember to hide the desktop icons after you've taken the screenshot. :p
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I did that to my brother once, it was hilarious he flipped. How about next time you're round there house, go into the bathroom where they keep their toothbrushes and use them to scrub the rim of the toilet, secret satisfaction, just never kissthem or share drinks/food with them again.
 
delta555 said:
What you could do is get a wireless USB mouse. You plug it into their computer along with their ordinary mouse and every so often you move it slightly wheile they are moving it. Works best if you can see their screen as well. If they aren't very computer literate then it will have them scratching their heads for ages.
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better idea, if they're all in the same office, and have same wireless mice, swithc everyones dongle around.

more fun, put VNC on their pcs then when theyre messaging people "add comments" or whatever you fell like saying
 
thelonecrouton said:
On their work PC's set the autocorrect function in Word etc. to replace some common word with something rude or stupid.
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Win.

My Dad did that so every time his work colleaguetyped his name it came up as "Rupert the homo". Took him a while before he noticed, he'd been sending emails all week as Rupert :D
 
Get some wav files of animal noises, rasberry blowing etc, copy somewhere on their work PC. Then set up a rule in outlook so whenever they get an email with a certain title it plays on of the the wav files, and instantly deletes the trigger email. Works a treat, hours of fun.
 
Skyfall said:
So... I was at my friend's house last night (female friends) and was texting this girl I have been seeing, i got a text from her, and my friends stole the phone, locked themselves in the toilet while they texted obscene messages to this girl...

I sorted it out with the girl, but now everyone at work etc thinks I'm some kind of pervert... lol

Its all in good fun but I need suggestions on how to get the better of said friends... No punching of ovaries please.
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lol, everyone always thought you were a pervert anyway. What with your history of public humiliation.

How about the famous standing on your doorstep when you were 16 and screaming "I want penis" incident .......

He actually meant "Pizza" but he has his habbit of fluffing everything :)
 
sgx.saint said:
lol, everyone always thought you were a pervert anyway. What with your history of public humiliation.

How about the famous standing on your doorstep when you were 16 and screaming "I want penis" incident .......

He actually meant "Pizza" but he has his habbit of fluffing everything :)
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Can I ask you something, how come every time you tell this story it's different... You have two different incidents mixed up;

1) Shouting "I want penis" at you when you're on the phone to the pizza shop.
and
2) Shouting "I like Pussy" on Roger's doorstep.

:P
 
Skyfall said:
Can I ask you something, how come every time you tell this story it's different... You have two different incidents mixed up;

1) Shouting "I want penis" at you when you're on the phone to the pizza shop.
and
2) Shouting "I like Pussy" on Roger's doorstep.

:P
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I vary it each time for amusements sake. :)
 
Zefan said:
Win.

My Dad did that so every time his work colleaguetyped his name it came up as "Rupert the homo". Took him a while before he noticed, he'd been sending emails all week as Rupert :D
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:D Awesome - I'll have to remember that one.

Make it change every full stop to " if you know what I mean."

That way, every sentence ends in " if you know what I mean." and can make boring text rather amusing, if you know what I mean. :cool:
 
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