Any advice?

Don't? There are better ways of testing the effectiveness of anti-malware apps, and best of all there are several organisations who have already done it for you! Still, if you've had such a lack of success even whilst trying to get infected, perhaps the requirement for AV is over-rated after all?![]()
Very true - but it's a project I have at work - real life scenarios!
I still find it highly amusing that you have to TRY to get infected, and still fail! Or maybe your current AV really is just that bad 

search ots of dodgy adult material! you bound to get a few trojan downloader or dialer
There's a file called eicar. Which is specifically designed to test anti-spyware / anti-virus software without putting your data or network in danger.
I bet it is...Tried that - a lot harder then it sounds!
I bet it is...
so what if u download a virus and it deletes an important windows file...
your windows wont start so how will u test?