This isn't good. My sense of humour might be about to get the better of me. I'm seriously considering bidding on this:
The temptation to own something truly, truly crap is almost overwhelming. The rational part of me recognises that V8 powered Gremlins are so nose-heavy that they actually fulfil the stereotype of American cars exploding as soon as they reach a corner, and that in virtually every respect they are appalling cars. The oddball, warped part of me says "ah screw it, you know you want one really".
And that voice is right. I do. And for the life of me I can't think why....

The temptation to own something truly, truly crap is almost overwhelming. The rational part of me recognises that V8 powered Gremlins are so nose-heavy that they actually fulfil the stereotype of American cars exploding as soon as they reach a corner, and that in virtually every respect they are appalling cars. The oddball, warped part of me says "ah screw it, you know you want one really".
And that voice is right. I do. And for the life of me I can't think why....