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I'm phoning a colleague to bring me some to the door
Help! I'm in a public toilet and there's no paper
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Hopefully it's a nice dry one that leaves little residue.
I am watching this with interest
Why? Story is obviously made up.
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Go and be a spoilsport somewhere else.
Are we still talking about the toilet paper here?
Now all you need to do is claim that lack of appropriate paper dispensing facilities has "violated" your "safe space", and blag the rest of the day off
Hah, not quite but OP could make a legendary thread by posting pics of him in the toilet...
OP can easily go live with the facebook app.
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I've made a dash for it before pants around ankles. Never before has the pressure been felt so much.
Do that. it's a risk, but it's a buzz.
Do that. it's a risk, but it's a buzz.
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Is the op still sitting there?
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needs a pic to make a legendary thread, otherwise we might think the OP got the idea from Feeks recent loo roll orientation thread 
I hate using public toilets at the best of times. I've run in, done by business and THEN noticed they are out of paper
My options
1. Use soap and my hand
2. Clench cheeks and run to another cubicle. The issue here, is all the toilet doors open onto a lobby and there's loads of people outside
I'm not using my sock!
It's my hand isn't it
Option 1 is standard modus operandi in India. You have to expect there not to be any in a public toilet. It has to be part of the itinerary when you go out the house over here :
1)Wallet - check
2)Phone - check
3)Bottle of water - check
4)Toilet roll in case I need to pinch a loaf - check
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I hate using public toilets at the best of times. I've run in, done by business and THEN noticed they are out of paper
My options
1. Use soap and my hand
2. Clench cheeks and run to another cubicle. The issue here, is all the toilet doors open onto a lobby and there's loads of people outside
I'm not using my sock!
It's my hand isn't it
Plot summary for Rainman 2 looking good.
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Hahahaha, this is amazing.
It doesn't sound like it's really a "public toilet" in this case though. Sounds like a workplace toilet. Does that still count as "public"? Normally you'd still expect the toilets at your workplace to have toilet paper, no? In india. At least assuming you work in an office.
It doesn't sound like it's really a "public toilet" in this case though. Sounds like a workplace toilet. Does that still count as "public"? Normally you'd still expect the toilets at your workplace to have toilet paper, no? In india. At least assuming you work in an office.
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Even if this isn't real, it's hilarious
Self employed over here, and when my office was renovated I ensured I had my own toilet. Toilet roll is part of the consumables over here. The other 4 toilets in the office are equipped with the standard Indian kit (aka a high pressure hosepipe/squirter that you use to blast **** off your ringpiece).
Sounds horrendous, but they swear by it.
how does that work without dirty water getting all over your clothes?