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[Judgeneo]

How did you get strikethrough to work.

I demand to know. Am I ****?

And no you are not yes you are.

 

[bitslice]

[ ] Haribo, or outrageous lack of (do you know how much I spend here!)

[ ] Comedy dictators.

 

[Biohazard]

And no you are not yes you are.

ffs. That's so plainly bloody obvious it's irritating, is there a button for it?

I feel better now, thanks.

 

[Bennie-Mac]

[ ] Computers
[ ] Facebook
[ ] Islam
[X] We were on a break!
[X] BMWs
[ ] Should I speak to a professional or ask randoms?
[ ] Money matters
[X] Road users (car drivers, cyclists, pedestrians)
[X] Pets
[ ] Religion
[ ] Ignorance
[X] Aspergers and other self-diagnosed issues
[ ] Justin
[ ] My football team is better than yours
[X] I HAVE NO LIFE SKILLS, HALP
[ ] Why avatars are useful/useless
[ ] Why was my thread closed? (This option is locked until player has level 5 experience)
[ ] Toffs, Tories, Buy to Let Landlords
[ ] Benefits
[X] Daily Mail
[ ] Anime and why it is literally awful (or not)
[ ] Reddit
[X] Immigrants and JERBS

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I feel this could make the ultimate anger orgy in GD, no subjects that will immediately result in thread closure, and plenty of subjects which people will passionately support or oppose strongly.

E.G.

OP: So after breaking up with my girlfriend cos I cheated on her with her sister (overreaction much? Lol what a bitch), I decided to take my awesome 1992 BMW 318i out for a drive to blow off some steam. I passed about an hour running over cats (cos cats are gay) before taking to the motorway. I was in the BMW lane but there was a guy in front of me holding me up only doing 87mph. I naturally flashed my lights and honked the horn mere inches from his bumper, and he eventually got the message and as I booted it past him noticed that he was some **** guy (prob on benefits, he didn't have a BMW).

Anyway after my motorway jaunt I decided to call into a shop and buy a Daily Mail because I agree with everything they report. In the shop I noticed a really hot girl but I couldn't talk to her because I am really socially awkward (I read an article about assburgers and I'm sure I have it). So basically my ex is a dumb bitch and I would like some advice as to how I can talk to some sloots and get them to bang me.


P.S Grammer.

 

[d_brennen]

[ ] Computers
[X] Facebook
[X] Islam
[ ] We were on a break!
[X] BMWs
[ ] Should I speak to a professional or ask randoms?
[X] Money matters
[X] Road users (car drivers, cyclists, pedestrians)
[ ] Pets
[X] Religion
[X] Ignorance
[X] Aspergers and other self-diagnosed issues
[X] Justin
[ ] My football team is better than yours
[ ] I HAVE NO LIFE SKILLS, HALP
[ ] Why avatars are useful/useless
[ ] Why was my thread closed? (This option is locked until player has level 5 experience)
[X] Toffs, Tories, Buy to Let Landlords
[X] Benefits
[X] Daily Mail
[ ] Anime and why it is literally awful (or not)
[ ] Reddit
[X] Immigrants and JERBS[/QUOTE]

They call this scenario "the perfect storm"

 

[Nitefly]

JERBS

 

[Salsa]

Or have I made it possible given that other people are making the content and decisions?

Unlikely.

I think the best thread ever would probably begin along the lines of.

[] Tonywilliams
[] Redbull (Lots of)
[] Broken spacebar and full stop keys

/Salsa

 

[Jono8]

[ ] Something boring and ebay related

 

[pingwing]

[X] I HAVE NO LIFE SKILLS, HALP

Thought this was the whole reason for GD?!?!

 

[pingwing]

/boxing stance?

 

[Jono8]

/boxing stance?

I'M READY! YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A GOOD BOXING STANCE!

 

[pingwing]

I'M READY! YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A GOOD BOXING STANCE!

BUT IM STANDING ON MY HEAD AND USING MY GIANT FEET AS BOXING FISTS OF FURY!!!