Help Me Name My...

[TaKeN]

It has to be Trouser

 

[tibbsey]

Kiss Ass Much?

Not sure that's a suitable name for a snake tbh.

 

[Slinky1989]

Lizard, or Boris

 

[ejr22]

Paul Breitner AKA Der Afro

 

[I get around]

You really wanna be careful with those kinds of offers...

Some bloke tried to sell me an owl once. That was the last time I ever drank at the bulldog, roughest pub in the known universe.

I almost bought the damn thing as well but a mate stopped me.

 

[Bennie-Mac]

Doris is my new suggestion

 

[FatBoyObese]

Hissing Hermione