Help me shave all my bodyhair!

Sinbad2000 · 1 Jul 2025 at 10:20

Hagar said:
My grandmother used to rotate chickens after plucking them, over a paraffin flame to remove the last whiskers. I am sure something similar could be done.

Walking outside today may work

DJMK4 · 1 Jul 2025 at 10:25

immac hair removal

wait 30 minutes

then hose down

Cromulent · 1 Jul 2025 at 10:28

I'm just going to keep my hair. No way anything sharp is going near "there".

DJMK4 · 1 Jul 2025 at 10:29

Cromulent said:
I'm just going to keep my hair. No way anything sharp is going near "there".

Really ?

I go over mine with clippers,

Stop being a wuss

koolpc · 1 Jul 2025 at 10:30

Employ a gang of rats to gnaw the hairs off?

Hades · 1 Jul 2025 at 10:32

Do no, and I repeat, do not, catch your ball sack in clippers. That hurts. Been there, done that. Still wakes me up with nightmares at night.

Uther · 1 Jul 2025 at 10:50

Laser is probably the best way. Take a few sessions though. We do have hair in certain places for good reasons though...

RevBillyG · 1 Jul 2025 at 11:28

Best "I got a new job as a mannequin" thread ever.

Street · 1 Jul 2025 at 11:35

Hades said:
Do no, and I repeat, do not, catch your ball sack in clippers. That hurts. Been there, done that. Still wakes me up with nightmares at night.

Balls are definitely the hardest thing to trim with clippers!

Malevolence · 1 Jul 2025 at 12:15

Street said:
Balls are definitely the hardest thing to trim with clippers!

I've got a Philips OneBlade Pro 360, it comes with a special attachment for doing your sack.

DJMK4 · 1 Jul 2025 at 12:16

Hades said:
Do no, and I repeat, do not, catch your ball sack in clippers. That hurts. Been there, done that. Still wakes me up with nightmares at night.

It doesnt hurt, its more of a shock, you let out a high pitched "ohhh!!" , then its ok

the bad thing is my clippers are on the edge of breaking, so the risk is high.

SexyGreyFox · 1 Jul 2025 at 12:49

I've used one of these for a very long time (20 years?) and it comes with an extension handle for doing your back.
I do everywhere including my sack.
Thank me later.

https://www.currys.co.uk/products/philips-bg502115-bodygroom-series-5000-wet-and-dry-body-trimmer-black-and-silver-10280830.html

DXP55 · 1 Jul 2025 at 13:01

Another one to put on my "ain't I lucky list" Not been a very hairy person.
I thought the bush was a bit bushy but it seems the trunk is shrinking. :eek:

SexyGreyFox · 1 Jul 2025 at 13:04

DXP55 said:
Another one to put on my "ain't I lucky list" Not been a very hairy person.
I thought the bush was a bit bushy but it seems the trunk is shrinking.

For an old un you're lucky, I'm like a gorilla after 2 months.

Thekwango · 1 Jul 2025 at 13:08

DJMK4 said:
It doesnt hurt, its more of a shock, you let out a high pitched "ohhh!!" , then its ok

you've obviously never managed to actually nick your sack with clippers.....i can tell you now that does bloody well hurt, a lot!

DXP55 · 1 Jul 2025 at 13:19

I can imaginge how much it hurts as I am one of unlucky idiots who didn't check where your donger was when you pulled the zip up with a youthful tug.
The only way out was to yank it back down. That bit didn't hurt. The good old days when there was something to catch in a zip.

DJMK4 · 1 Jul 2025 at 13:23

Thekwango said:
you've obviously never managed to actually nick your sack with clippers.....i can tell you now that does bloody well hurt, a lot!

Iv done it before

i can take the pain..I have strong balls

Rroff · 1 Jul 2025 at 13:40

DXP55 said:
Another one to put on my "ain't I lucky list" Not been a very hairy person.
I thought the bush was a bit bushy but it seems the trunk is shrinking.

Yeah hardly any hair grows on my back, etc. for some reason.

Guy at work who does competitive swimming and cycling, etc. has all his body hair removed and it just looks wrong on a bloke to that extent especially one who overall is quite masculine.

DJMK4 · 1 Jul 2025 at 13:42

Rroff said:
Yeah hardly any hair grows on my back, etc. for some reason.

Guy at work who does competitive swimming and cycling, etc. has all his body hair removed and it just looks wrong on a bloke to that extent especially one who overall is quite masculine.

I dont understand people who do this, it doesnt make you faster

they honestly believe they are not fast enough because the air is passing over them and getting trapped in the body hair making them slower

Sinbad2000 · 1 Jul 2025 at 13:44

DJMK4 said:
I dont understand people who do this, it doesnt make you faster

they honestly believe they are not fast enough because the air is passing over them and getting trapped in the body hair making them slower

My understanding was for cyclists it's all about when you fall off, it's so the hair doesn't get embedded in the road rash, or something.