Help, my little cousin's watching pron!

Roalith · 18 Nov 2006 at 14:38

Biohazard said:
Seriously?

"Yes, Mr Biohazard, we'll get a catalogue out to you today!"

MookJong · 18 Nov 2006 at 15:14

DunK1 said:
You get all sorts of dialers from porn sites, even gay dialers on non-gay sites i'd imagine.

lol

It's pretty normal for a lad that age to be excited about trying to see a womans bits, but if he's watching hardcore porn then it's pretty bad. It's not that there is nakedness or sex going on, it's the way it will corrupt his view of women and relationships that I would worry about.

basmic · 18 Nov 2006 at 15:33

Bah so he's installign spyware on the computer, just to knock a few out over porn.

You know how to fix this, don't you? Burn some of your stash onto DVDs for him. :cool:

Zip · 18 Nov 2006 at 15:40

I first started to be able to choke the chicken at the age of 9 :cool:

I have 2 threads in the Software section about Brothers and porno, Have a look at those for ideas

Dirty animals using our computers as there own play ground.

PS. Wipe the mouse and keybored down before you use them next

SexyGreyFox · 18 Nov 2006 at 15:49

fatiain said:
What did you have for pron as a 12 year old Dave? Rude ingravings?

Cheeky git.

I actually found my Dad's collection and they were proper stuff so I was well sorted.
My mate had found pictures of his mum and dad at an orgy and I fancied his mum so I was sorted then.
At 16 (1974) I used to sneek into a paper shop and buy Mayfair every month and one day the newsagent asked me if I would like something stronger. He pulled out from under the counter a magazine called Whitehouse and I couldn't wait to get home. A few more followed such as Playbirds and Cockade which were made by the same place and they featured Mary Millington a lot.
At 18 me and my Dad toured round France busking and he took me to see my first porno which was Deep Throat (I asked if we could stay in and watch it again).
In 1980 my Dad had his first video recorder and the first tape he had was Cruisin With Seka and I'm still in love with her now.
Around the late 80's I got into satellite TV and films were easy from channels like Red Hot Dutch, Filmnet and TV1000.
My satellite system now has got over 40 naughty channels but I'm watching Sheff Utd v Man Utd at the moment

Zip · 18 Nov 2006 at 15:52

dmpoole said:
My mate had found pictures of his mum and dad at an orgy and I fancied his mum so I was sorted then.

SexyGreyFox · 18 Nov 2006 at 16:09

Zip said:

They're both around the age of 70 now and when I see them I still smirk.

Zip · 18 Nov 2006 at 16:12

dmpoole said:
They're both around the age of 70 now and when I see them I still smirk.

Do you think they get up to such antics still?

fatiain · 18 Nov 2006 at 16:16

dmpoole said:
under the counter a magazine called Whitehouse

The motherlode!!!!

toy_soldier · 18 Nov 2006 at 16:26

Neil79 said:
Give him a haircut

lol!

Do Sikhs all have ridiculously long hair or something if its against there religion to cut it?

Dr.EM · 18 Nov 2006 at 16:29

toy_soldier said:
lol!

Do Sikhs all have ridiculously long hair or something if its against there religion to cut it?

It's usually under the turban, hence older sikhs = bigger turban. Of course, it depends how strictly you follow the religion on whether you choose to not cut your hair.

meghatronic · 18 Nov 2006 at 16:30

toy_soldier said:
lol!

Do Sikhs all have ridiculously long hair or something if its against there religion to cut it?

Sikhs believe in "5Ks":

ਕਛ ਕੜਾ ਕਿਰਪਾਨ ਕੰਘਾ ਕੇਸਕੀ, ਇਹ ਪੰਜ ਕਕਾਰੀ ਰਹਿਤ ਧਾਰੇ ਸਿਖ ਸੋਈ ।
“Kachh (Special designed undergarment), Kara (iron bangle), Kirpaan (strapped sword), Kangha (wooden comb) & Keski (small turban) – A person who wears all these Five Kakaars (Articles of Faith) should be considered a Sikh.”
(Rehitnaama Bhai Chaupa Singh)

The Sikhs were commanded by Guru Gobind Singh at the Baisakhi Amrit Sanchar in 1699 to wear long uncut hair, called Kesh, at all times

"Keski (A small turban) protecting the God given Kesh."

(wiki)

Fraggr · 18 Nov 2006 at 16:43

Leave some stuff laying about the house...

We really do have it easy these days. I think I probably developed a lesbian fetish at 12...

Amp34 · 18 Nov 2006 at 16:58

jdickerson said:
Sikhs believe in "5Ks":

ਕਛ ਕੜਾ ਕਿਰਪਾਨ ਕੰਘਾ ਕੇਸਕੀ, ਇਹ ਪੰਜ ਕਕਾਰੀ ਰਹਿਤ ਧਾਰੇ ਸਿਖ ਸੋਈ ।
“Kachh (Special designed undergarment), Kara (iron bangle), Kirpaan (strapped sword), Kangha (wooden comb) & Keski (small turban) – A person who wears all these Five Kakaars (Articles of Faith) should be considered a Sikh.”
(Rehitnaama Bhai Chaupa Singh)

The Sikhs were commanded by Guru Gobind Singh at the Baisakhi Amrit Sanchar in 1699 to wear long uncut hair, called Kesh, at all times

"Keski (A small turban) protecting the God given Kesh."

(wiki)

That must be an issue for sikhs in this country then as I very much doubt you would be allowed to carry around a sword when you go out? Or is it more figerative and doesnt mean a sword at all?

SexyGreyFox · 18 Nov 2006 at 17:05

Zip said:
Do you think they get up to such antics still?

Who knows but the woman has got Alzeimers now.

toy_soldier said:
Do Sikhs all have ridiculously long hair or something if its against there religion to cut it?

I told this story a few weeks ago.
When I first came to this country from Nigeria my first best mate was a Sikh called Satnam. One day he helped to burn down a school and because he was only about 10 years old he couldn't be punished. His father took him out in the street and shouted the neighbours out. He then took Satnams turban off and all us kids were gobsmacked because his hair went past his arse. His father then cut his hair to teach him a lesson and made him not wear his turban for a while.

Zip · 18 Nov 2006 at 17:07

dmpoole said:
I told this story a few weeks ago.
When I first came to this country from Nigeria my first best mate was a Sikh called Satnam. One day he helped to burn down a school and because he was only about 10 years old he couldn't be punished. His father took him out in the street and shouted the neighbours out. He then took Satnams turban off and all us kids were gobsmacked because his hair went past his arse. His father then cut his hair to teach him a lesson and made him not wear his turban for a while.

You come form Nigeria? :eek:

fatiain · 18 Nov 2006 at 17:09

Amp34 said:
That must be an issue for sikhs in this country then as I very much doubt you would be allowed to carry around a sword when you go out? Or is it more figerative and doesnt mean a sword at all?

It's a ceremonial knife, much like the Sgian Dubh you wear tucked in your socks when wearing the kilt.

fatiain · 18 Nov 2006 at 17:10

Zip said:
You come form Nigeria?

You mean he hasn't tried to scam you yet?

Amp34 · 18 Nov 2006 at 17:23

fatiain said:
It's a ceremonial knife, much like the Sgian Dubh you wear tucked in your socks when wearing the kilt.

Ah, I presumed it may have been a knife rather than a sword, but still carrying a proper knife around with you could be a bit iffy, or again can it be say made of wood or similar?

fatiain · 18 Nov 2006 at 17:24

Amp34 said:
Ah, I presumed it may have been a knife rather than a sword, but still carrying a proper knife around with you could be a bit iffy, or again can it be say made of wood or similar?

It's ceremonial, i.e. blunt, no live edge.