HELP! WHAT SHOULD I DO!!

[Murray]

you should really warn about pictures of spiders.. i ******* hate them and now i hate you... hope he eats you =)

 

[Skidder]

Stab yourself in the leg with a fork for being such a girly spaz.

 

[Cosimo]

Man up and ignore it.

 

[Jordan97]

I've just shut the door and the window and left it now. Will be a nice surprise for the rest of the family

 

[sigma]

1. Add some butter to a pan and heat
   
2. Add spidy for 30 seconds on high heat
   
3. Sprinkle some basil and salt
   
4. Lightly toast some bread
   
5. Place fried spider on toast
   
6. Nom nom nom

 

[J1234]

Get your babysitter to save it and put it outside and then tuck you in for your lunch time nap.

 

[bloodiedathame]

Hit it with your strap on.

 

[SeraphX]

Fap

Made me LOL

 

[The__Malteser]

Eat it, then brush your teath again.

Its extra protein.

 

[Tummy]

Set fire to the house.

 

[GravyMonster]

 

[vicisthebest]

I got attacked by a kamikaze daddy long legs last night, now they're much scarier than spiders.

 

[Kol]

Christ, if it was a redback like I experience here in the outback I'd be sympathetic. As it isn't, I'm not.

 

[CatMangler]

kill it with fire then nuke it from orbit, its the only way to be sure etc

 

[StoutMeister]

Put it on your crotch, you now have a sex slave.

 

[Tephnos]

Bathroom? Check
Deodorant Cans? Check
Lighter? Check

Now go burn some spider ass.

 

[breadturbo]

buy a cat?

 

[reflux]

I killed a spider in the bathroom last night with my sealant gun, whilst sitting on the toilet mid-poo. Man up and TAKE IT ON!!

 

[Number_25]

Get out and torch the house.

DO IT NOW!

 

[Freefaller]

Start a riot